Caption Competition

[Big Boy]

You'll be offering the judges a free holiday next!

No, they're all British Civil Servants - they're too dedicated to take time off.

They certainly wouldn't accept a bribe

[richard]

You'll be offering the judges a free holiday next!

No, they're all British Civil Servants - they're too dedicated to take time off.

They certainly wouldn't accept a bribe

Now if they were Politicians or worked for the BBC...........................????

[richard]

This is getting funnier. Who needs captions?

[dtaai-maai]

No, they're all British Civil Servants - they're too dedicated to take time off.

Yep, I remember being one of those a long time ago.
We would only take an F/I day in the direst of circumstances. You know, when you wake up after a night on the tiles , think "Feck It", call in sick while your voice is hoarse from sleep, alcohol and too many fags, then go back to sleep...

[Frank Hovis]

You were saving it?

Yes, I was saving it - sad isn't it?
I thought of it at the same time as the 'nasty gash' and then thought - maybe someone else will make the same connection and do a better job.

You'll be offering the judges a free holiday next!

What do you mean next? - I won't be paying for any more holidays for that lot, the state they left my house in the last time just prior to my three-in-a-row run ! Bloody Civil Servants - not civil at all !

[richard]

I once knew a Naked Civil Servant or was that a movie or a figment of my imagination?

[dtaai-maai]

If it was a figment of my imagination, I'd be seriously concerned!

[Big Boy]

Bloody Civil Servants - not civil at all !

I'm no longer a Civil Servant, so am open to bribes not to pass that comment on

[Frank Hovis]

Look out for 200 baht discreetly hidden underneath my next caption

[richard]

FH 200 Bht?????????

Your not bribing a Thai. He's a farang on a large CS pension

[dtaai-maai]

Yes, but BB's capacity is not what it was...

[Big Boy]

He's a farang on a large CS pension

Large? Does somebody know something that I don't?

[Dannie Boy]

This must be a record for the number of replies after the caption has closed.

[Big Boy]

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I survived my ordeal in Bangkok yesterday, so here we go. This week's top 5 are:

5th Frank Hovis with "Knowing the underwater rocks were very sharp, Jim rushed his wife to the first aid tent as she seemed to have a very nasty gash." (24 Points)

2nd= dtaai-maai with "Look, I know you said you wanted to dance cheek to cheek on the beach, but this is ridiculous!" (28 Points)

2nd= dtaai-maai with "Yes, I know what it's called, but you're a fisherman, not a fireman!! PUT ME DOWN!!!" (28 Points)

2nd= Frank Hovis with "It was the first time Dave had caught crabs at the beach.... and he wasn't happy." (28 Points)

1st place goes to dtaai-maai with "Robinson Crusoe couldn't believe his luck!" (42 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
dtaai-maai you now have until 23:59 on 18 Nov 12 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 23 Nov 12.

Big Boy's favourite - "It was the first time Dave had caught crabs at the beach.... and he wasn't happy."

[Frank Hovis]

As DM has gone into hiding....

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