"a game played at social functions where there are large amounts of women. You get one run each time you nudge a womans tit, four runs for a one handed grab and to hit a six requires a two handed two tit grab, the bloke with the most runs wins."
Try getting together for a few overs but remember.......
One thing i really don't like is when i am having a piss is some Thai lad coming up behind me and cracking my neck this has happened on a number of occasions i do suffer with a bad back and find this some wot disturbing 14 years of driving massive crane's has buggerd my back to some degree.One thing i do find funny is me and the wife love to go dancing and we really tare the dance floor up after a few beers and a bottle of Sam song and we allways get lots of thai's trying to copy wot we do' makes us feel like we are having a cracking night.I spend a lot of time up in Surin where the wife's from about 6 to 9 weeks a year and allways pop down (11hrs in a mini van) to HH for a bit as well, i have spent a fair amount of time in Thai establishments and have never had a problem with a thai man. i normally find that i get a bottle of wisky thrust across the table at me .....it's very rude to say no thankyou.On the other hand i have had some hassle with stupid farangs (because my wife took some food into a cocktail bar around the back of the Hilton) and also the arsehole food vendor outside the C....c bar his wife was the manager and they had some domestc problems i don't know now ( he pulled my wife off a bar stool steaming drunk) we only went in there to watch some footie, so i was a very pissed off man the only reason i did not deal with that man is out of respect to my wife,i did go toe to toe with him, and he still remembers this because everytime i go into the U-tern he never stops looking at me.Just to some this up when i go out in Southampton at a week end, i allways see a scrap break out some were,we have all seen right old plonkers in Thailand but i think in genral the Thai's are tolorent of us. and we also have a few baht in our pockets.
Baa Baa, I've never been there but it's a big new complex heading north past the airport on the left, looks like a pub and club with an outdoor area as well. Just head for cha am and it's about a km or so past the tunnel.
been to Luknam many times and never been a hint of trouble - always had a great time. Re the locals - I've always found them really friendly - one time I took all the girls from Jings with me and the local lads thought it was really funny seeing this farang with 7-8 girls - so no hassle at all.
kendo wrote:One thing i really don't like is when i am having a piss is some Thai lad coming up behind me and cracking my neck............
Keep two eyes on the job in hand and the other on the massage boy. When he starts his beeline towards your rear, let rip as loudly as possible. Turn your head around and say "Phew, men mak mak". That should stop him.
On the way out face him with a smile and say "men mak mak mai?". He will then remember your face for the next time and give your rear end a wide berth.
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