another bar,another scam

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another bar,another scam

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Got word of a fella not been able to pay his bin at the end of his stay in
the bar. No problem said the cashier, pay us back the 400b 2mrw, I've
seen you before, I trust you.

The guy went back to the bar at 12.00 opening time with his 400b.
Oh no says the girl,its 1700b now. WHAAT! says the man.

Yes, you see you bought a lady-drink for 300 and you bar-fined the girl
also.
No I damn well did'nt says the man (he was not drunk the previous
evening)....[wait for it]

her reply was, "WELL NO,YOU DID'NT,BUT YOU COULD HAVE DONE IF YOU'D WANTED TO" and demanded the money!!

(clue to the bar?....its MILEs away from being GREEN..?)
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Please tell me he diddn't pay her... :shock:
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Which girl did they say he had paid bar for?
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usual suspect wrote:Got word of a fella not been able to pay his bin at the end of his stay in
the bar. No problem said the cashier, pay us back the 400b 2mrw, I've
seen you before, I trust you.

The guy went back to the bar at 12.00 opening time with his 400b.
Oh no says the girl,its 1700b now. WHAAT! says the man.

Yes, you see you bought a lady-drink for 300 and you bar-fined the girl
also.
No I damn well did'nt says the man (he was not drunk the previous
evening)....[wait for it]

her reply was, "WELL NO,YOU DID'NT,BUT YOU COULD HAVE DONE IF YOU'D WANTED TO" and demanded the money!!

(clue to the bar?....its MILEs away from being GREEN..?)
You could have answered that one with " I could have gone to the ATM but I didn't.

Ah I have just figured your clue. I doubt if the owner is aware in fact is seems to be aware of very little. He has just been scammed for a million baht himself by his "Long term Isan Bar Girl Friend who is not like all the others and can be trusted."

Te threshold of trust in this case was one million Baht.
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Post by Jockey »

Clue to bar - its MILES away from being GREEN - Glasgow's promotional campaign was 'Glasgow's miles better' and Celtic play in Green so I thought it might be the (Glasgow) Celtic bar - but thats probably too cryptic. Better guess might be the 'Smiley' bar? Go on - tell us - this is better than the Christmas Quiz! :-)

BTW - I take the OP with a pinch of salt (salt - chip - on shoulder - fishy!)
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Post by sargeant »

This guy sounds fihy to me because of would have shown a mild surprise and said :? :?

Didnt you see my mate last night well he is a rent boy and very expensive you owe me five beers and we will be square :lach: :lach:
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Post by Ken »

Excellent post, Sargeant. my type of humour. Good one from Guess too. :D

Interesting theory from Jockey. Come on Guess, help us thickies out. :roll:
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MILES? Miles who?
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Post by uncle tom »

OK, I'll have a stab..

..MILE is an anagram of LIME, limes are green, so Lime Light by any chance?

Can't remember ever drinking there....

Will be propping up the bar in the Romantic in a couple of weeks time :bow:

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Post by dr dave soul monsta »

i think this would make it a little more easy for you

a recent film starring Tom Hanks set in a prison with a huge coloured man with special powers. Both words make up the Title,


The title of the film refers to the walk to the electric chair

The inmates walk the something something
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Iv'e lost the will to live..... :|
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Film? Lime light? Green Mile written by Stephen King... Kings bar? Tom Hanks Shawshank Redemtion - what rhymes with Shawshank and Tom Hanks? :shock: The flies in Green Mile were used to symbolise evil and the judgment of God - Nirvanas? - Not a lady bar. Bar fine / not paid / go to jail / Green Mile is in jail / JAILHOUSE pub?
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Randy Cornhole wrote:Iv'e lost the will to live..... :|
I've lost the will to die!!

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I emphatically have the will for both

I just dont have the interest or energy for either :lach:
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Post by Jockey »

Farang wrote:,
MILES? Miles who?
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Miles Davis? Dave's bar ... Jungle Juice? (Jungle is green)

or....

You would have to be GREEN to pay the money and MILES is an anagram of SMILES = hoax?
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