drunk again?

[bill]

Helllllo all you rat-bastards: Here's the thing that has been nagging me for ,oh many minutes. When you go out and drink how many drinks do you consume? Say a good nite out7-8-10-33? I'am not drinking at all here in States because it's to damn expensive, it's no fun, and you get caught driving they cut off your arm. So when i get there in june how much should i drink? What are the rules? Is there a limit? Do i have to make a visa run? I expect a detailed account of all your pub-stumbles. Exact numbers are required.

[caller]

I normally lose count when my head hits the floor!!

[VincentD]

While you're on the floor, make sure they connect the other end of the hose to the beer barrel...

[lomuamart]

If it's not a minimum of 20, then you'll never get that third pair of lips lit up, Bill

[Mongo Slade]

My g/f and i went to a country western bar in Hua Hin and we we drank a total of 34 bottles of spy, the waiter made mention of that, he could of been wrong though. I lost count after ten. I do know that we were both wasted and I lost my voice and caught a cold riding on that damn moter bike of hers..

[Bamboo Grove]

After my 15th Chang or Cheers of the night, I don't usually care any more.

[theword1]

"Your not drunk if you can lie down without holding on' Billy Connolly

[STEVE G]

I’ve no idea how much I consume in absolute numbers, but I expect quite a lot.
I tend to stick to either chang or singha, and I drink at a steady pace throughout the evening.
During the first two hours I still have the ability to control motor vehicles, and have even been known to get home by bicycle.
For the following three hours I pass over command of the Honda to the girlfriend and rely on her to get me home.
If I choose to carry on drinking, for an hour after this I rely on the services of a motorcycle taxi.
Now comes a point where I can get home on a motorcycle taxi, but only if I promise to wear a helmet in case I fall off.
If I should make it to the end of the evening I have to go home by tuk-tuk, as the motorcycle taxi refuses point blank to accept the fare.
The last time I made it to this stage, I had a small accident whilst boarding the vehicle and knocked off a wing mirror with my head!

[maipenrai]

Jeez, much as I try, I just can't keep count...the more fun you are having, the least likely you are to remember these sort of things...just go with the flow.....I've had a few evenings in Pattaya where I got completely blotto, but still managed to get home in one piece...even waking up next to a cutie that I didn't even remember bf'ing the night before....*sigh*...what the hell, you gotta have fun while you can....

[olmate]

Luv to help but half the time i cant remember how much beer ive spilled let alone swilled the spillage bit been the important one

[packie]

hi,
i can drink about 11 small chang and that is all, but im only 5'8( maybe i dont remember after that)

i do know that my bill is always lower if i tip well, always very high if i forget.

If i go on a long session, a lot more i guess, but i usually just go for an hour or two of fast swilling, then to bed.

[maipenrai]

I only got drunk on Chang once, and that was enough for me....terrible hangover the next day....and no, I don't remember how many I drank. The stuff is poison, I think I'll stick to Kloster or Heineken....which are 5.5% in comparison to Chang's 6.2%.

[lomuamart]

Hey, give the "brew" its due - 6.4%

[c.g]

a stedy night is 10-15 if you are on a sesh then as many as you can

[dr dave soul monsta]

CG you are a amateur
if you cant take the heat get out the kitchen ....