BIKINI POOL PARTY

[Toni Pepperoni]

As I would like to contribute to this lovely, nice & quiet pensioner town, I'm considering to organize a great BIKINI POOL PARTY but have two (2) concerns;

1. Will there be a big public interest to see "The Pensioners of Hua Hin" dancing in their thongs with the babes in their tiny bikinis?

2. How to avoid a mass "Short Circuit" pile-up of electric wheelchairs in the pool?

Besides any recommended solutions on the above, also suggestions on how to make this BIKINI POOL PARTY a big success would be very much appreciated!

"LONG LIVE THE HUA HIN PENSIONERS!!!!!"

[hhfarang]

My wife made me throw all my speedos away years ago.

[Siani]

As I would like to contribute to this lovely, nice & quiet pensioner town, I'm considering to organize a great BIKINI POOL PARTY but have two (2) concerns;

1. Will there be a big public interest to see "The Pensioners of Hua Hin" dancing in their thongs with the babes in their tiny bikinis?

2. How to avoid a mass "Short Circuit" pile-up of electric wheelchairs in the pool?

Besides any recommended solutions on the above, also suggestions on how to make this BIKINI POOL PARTY a big success would be very much appreciated!

"LONG LIVE THE HUA HIN PENSIONERS!!!!!"

Why do you have it "in" for pensioners Tony? You seem a little "obsessed" with them Never know, you might become one some day...sooner than you think Life is short, believe me

[Frank Hovis]

A few suggestions.

Wherever you are having the pool party can you ensure that the pool filter system has grids on it that are of a small enough mesh so as not to allow false teeth to pass into the filter. As a young whippersnapper you won't know that the ladies much prefer it 'teeth out' so to speak, it's very easy to lose your falsers and putting them back in after they've been mangled in a pool pump can be quite uncomfortable.

Make sure the pool is near a 7-11, pensions don't stretch to paying inflated bar prices for beer so a nearby 7-11 would be good, also near a large hospital would be good, you know - just in case.

Plenty rubber rings would make a pool party more enjoyable, not only for swimming but also for essential relief from the pain of hemorrhoids while sitting down.

Please don't book a pool with that chemical that shows up urine as bright pink.

[Bristolian]

A few suggestions.

Wherever you are having the pool party can you ensure that the pool filter system has grids on it that are of a small enough mesh so as not to allow false teeth to pass into the filter. As a young whippersnapper you won't know that the ladies much prefer it 'teeth out' so to speak, it's very easy to lose your falsers and putting them back in after they've been mangled in a pool pump can be quite uncomfortable.

Make sure the pool is near a 7-11, pensions don't stretch to paying inflated bar prices for beer so a nearby 7-11 would be good, also near a large hospital would be good, you know - just in case.

Plenty rubber rings would make a pool party more enjoyable, not only for swimming but also for essential relief from the pain of hemorrhoids while sitting down.

Please don't book a pool with that chemical that shows up urine as bright pink.

Frank, you forgot the pool steps, they need to be wide enough to take a zimmer frame A hoist to get in and out would be preferable! Sorry I think I'm feeding a troll.....

[Siani]

Anyway Tony...count me in...I am on my way

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[Frank Hovis]

Sorry I think I'm feeding a troll.....

Maybe, but I think Toni P. has his tongue firmly planted in his cheek as well.

[Ginjaninja]

I'm up for it...... where's the gals??

[Chromeman]

This flock of men are reported to be looking for the pool party.

[Toni Pepperoni]

A few suggestions.

Wherever you are having the pool party can you ensure that the pool filter system has grids on it that are of a small enough mesh so as not to allow false teeth to pass into the filter. As a young whippersnapper you won't know that the ladies much prefer it 'teeth out' so to speak, it's very easy to lose your falsers and putting them back in after they've been mangled in a pool pump can be quite uncomfortable.

Make sure the pool is near a 7-11, pensions don't stretch to paying inflated bar prices for beer so a nearby 7-11 would be good, also near a large hospital would be good, you know - just in case.

Plenty rubber rings would make a pool party more enjoyable, not only for swimming but also for essential relief from the pain of hemorrhoids while sitting down.

Please don't book a pool with that chemical that shows up urine as bright pink.

All comments are noted! Nearly have closed the pool deal, there will be both a ramp and steps, a filter grid of 10 x 10 inch, rubber rings, ducks and other sorts, just across the Phetchakasem Rd is the 7-Eleven (pls watch the cars & motorbikes when you cross) and finally the chemical will be blue if any liquid other then alcohol will be discharged in the pool.

Soon, I will come back with dates, but in the meantime could you please advise of numbers of people joining and who you will bring along to the party, so as I can start gearing-up the Bikini Babes.

[kendo]

Kendo.

[Toni Pepperoni]

Looks like that "Ace" has a keyboard with only one button......

QWERTY or AZERTY would be far to complex???

[Lung Per]

Looks like that "Ace" has a keyboard with only one button......

QWERTY or AZERTY would be far to complex???

[pharvey]

Looks like that "Ace" has a keyboard with only one button......

QWERTY or AZERTY would be far to complex???

So if we're going by "Ace", I'm sure that you can't question people referring to you as "Amature"......... Can you actually spell IQ you muppet?

[Toni Pepperoni]

Looks like that "Ace" has a keyboard with only one button......

QWERTY or AZERTY would be far to complex???

So if we're going by "Ace", I'm sure that you can't question people referring to you as "Amature"......... Can you actually spell IQ you muppet?

Well "Phurvey".......first of all......its Muppet with a capital "M"......