Bikes
First bike was a James 125 called Charlie. Loved her and took her to bits but screwed up rebuilding the gearbox so it went in reverse
Second bike was a Ducati 200cc Daytona called Duke but it seized over 80mph. Wrote it off
Third bike was a BSA Taylor Dow Gold Star called Goldie but it nearly killed me Wrote it off
Fourth bike was a Norvin called Vinnie but was a plumbers nightmare and a pig to handle
Then I got sensible

Cars
Too many to mention really but here goes
1st clapped out Mini called Minnie
2nd, 3rd, 4th Beetles all called Adolf. Blew 2 up and wrote off the third so converted it into a beach buggie
5th Rover 2000 called Hissing Sid limped along everywhere
6th Triumph 2000 pi called Bessie shit off a shovel but the pi was temperamental
7th Austin ambassador no name cos it was a pig
8th another Rover but a pig
9th and 10th Audi coupes called Sarah shit off a shovel but wrote them off
11th BMW 325i called Bertie major shit off the shovel jobbie wrote it off
12th Landrover no name but ideal for the dirt roads in Zimbabwe
13th Range Rover called Suzie exquisite but thirsty. Wrote it off
14th Cherokee Jeep called Jasper thirsty so had to go
Note my cars became bigger due to living in Africa and the need to have something akin to a tank to survive
Based on the number of write offs you can see why I do not drive here in Thailand


