Limerick Thread
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Re: Limerick Thread
The way things should be handled amongst men.
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Re: Limerick Thread
It’s easy to piss people off
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It’s easy to piss people off
While sat on the bus with a cough
While sat on the bus with a cough
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It’s easy to piss people off
While sat on the bus with a cough
Turn your face here or there
(sorry if I started any bad feeling, but a limerick should be fun to read out loud too and so the meter is important, it's not condescending for Lost to gently point this out. Now, let's forget it and back to the fun!)
While sat on the bus with a cough
Turn your face here or there
(sorry if I started any bad feeling, but a limerick should be fun to read out loud too and so the meter is important, it's not condescending for Lost to gently point this out. Now, let's forget it and back to the fun!)
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Re: Limerick Thread
It’s easy to piss people off
While sat on the bus with a cough
Turn your face here or there
So go ahead push back your hair
While sat on the bus with a cough
Turn your face here or there
So go ahead push back your hair
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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Re: Limerick Thread
It’s easy to piss people off
While sat on the bus with a cough
Turn your face here or there
So go ahead push back your hair
And show them who's the real toff
While sat on the bus with a cough
Turn your face here or there
So go ahead push back your hair
And show them who's the real toff
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Re: Limerick Thread
It's off-topic but I had to share 'equation limericks' which I just discovered! Following meter seems difficult for some, but these all scan perfectly and are also mathematically correct. A tough win-win!
A dozen, a gross, plus a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared (and not a bit more).
The integral tee squared dee tee
From one to the cube root of three
Times the cosine
Of three pi over nine
Is the log of the cube root of e.
The log of e to the four
Times the square root of ten twenty-four
Adding six dozen please
Minus eight twenty-three's
Is sixteen, case is closed, shut the door.
https://math.stackexchange.com/question ... by%20seven
A dozen, a gross, plus a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared (and not a bit more).
The integral tee squared dee tee
From one to the cube root of three
Times the cosine
Of three pi over nine
Is the log of the cube root of e.
The log of e to the four
Times the square root of ten twenty-four
Adding six dozen please
Minus eight twenty-three's
Is sixteen, case is closed, shut the door.
https://math.stackexchange.com/question ... by%20seven
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Re: Limerick Thread
Trump postures as Markets fall
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things" - Yma o Hyd.
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Re: Limerick Thread
Trump postures as Markets fall
"They're all kissing my ass" is his call
"They're all kissing my ass" is his call
This is the way
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Re: Limerick Thread
Trump postures as Markets fall
"They're all kissing my ass" is his call
I gave it a try but it tasted fowl
"They're all kissing my ass" is his call
I gave it a try but it tasted fowl
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Re: Limerick Thread
Trump postures as Markets fall
"They're all kissing my ass" is his call
I gave it a try but it tasted fowl
Who's first to throw in the towel
"They're all kissing my ass" is his call
I gave it a try but it tasted fowl
Who's first to throw in the towel
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things" - Yma o Hyd.
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Re: Limerick Thread
Trump postures as Markets fall
"They're all kissing my ass" is his call
I gave it a try but it tasted fowl
Who's first to throw in the towel
And leave Trump looking a fool
"They're all kissing my ass" is his call
I gave it a try but it tasted fowl
Who's first to throw in the towel
And leave Trump looking a fool
Re: Limerick Thread
Could we get once get a limerick right?
During day, afternoon or the night.
During day, afternoon or the night.
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Could we get once get a limerick right?
During day, afternoon or night
We don’t really care, as long as it rhymes
During day, afternoon or night
We don’t really care, as long as it rhymes