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Caption Competition
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George didn't realise what he was in for when he asked the Doctor for a perfect dieting solution.
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That should stop him putting his tongue where it is not wanted!
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OK, put the lid on and I'm off to go shopping.
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Though Steve's parents let him live in the basement, that didn't mean they let him lick his balls as much as he'd like.
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Steve, a school dropout, unveils his air-tight solution to avoiding viruses.
I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.
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When he was having a good hair day, Steve went to great lengths to keep it that.
I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.
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Dave thought he was a bulb.... Daft tw@t
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Fred really wanted to make his dog feel comfortable, neither one is licking their balls now.
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Well I washed my hair and ut my head in this, as you said, but my hair not growing any longer, the greenhouse effect not working.
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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This week's competition has now closed.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 0 Hull City
Points 51; Position 21
Consolidated - Championship Next Season
Points 51; Position 21
Consolidated - Championship Next Season
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R E S U L T :
A BIG thank you to wado-karate who was our guest judge this week. This week's top 5:
5th oakdale160 with "OK, put the lid on and I'm off to go shopping."
4th pharvey with "Pour in the beer.. POUR IN THE BEER!!"
3rd Dannie Boy with "Recommend by Donald Trump to avoid Covid-19 contamination"
2nd pharvey with "Dave thought he was a bulb.... Daft tw@t"
1st place goes to migrant with "Fred really wanted to make his dog feel comfortable, neither one is licking their balls now."
Thank you very much to all who participated.
migrant you now have until 21:00 on 22 March 2020 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 27 March 2020.
Next week's guest judge is Dannie Boy who is barred from making entries for 1 week.
A BIG thank you to wado-karate who was our guest judge this week. This week's top 5:
5th oakdale160 with "OK, put the lid on and I'm off to go shopping."
4th pharvey with "Pour in the beer.. POUR IN THE BEER!!"
3rd Dannie Boy with "Recommend by Donald Trump to avoid Covid-19 contamination"
2nd pharvey with "Dave thought he was a bulb.... Daft tw@t"
1st place goes to migrant with "Fred really wanted to make his dog feel comfortable, neither one is licking their balls now."
Thank you very much to all who participated.
migrant you now have until 21:00 on 22 March 2020 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 27 March 2020.
Next week's guest judge is Dannie Boy who is barred from making entries for 1 week.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 0 Hull City
Points 51; Position 21
Consolidated - Championship Next Season
Points 51; Position 21
Consolidated - Championship Next Season
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With respect, I think this competition should be closed until further notice.
We must self isolate.
We must self isolate.
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No way, keep it going, BUT no hugging and kissing the winner!
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The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.