newly-rented 'sit n screw' motorbikes..
* Firstly lets look at their protective clothing..err OK, moving along as shorts, flip-flops, & the helmet in the basket does
not really count. (Shirt?.."Hey man..I'm here to get a tan".)
* Mental awareness..? Minimal!..they'll light up a fag, do a U-turn in front of oncoming locals, proceed the wrong way
along Poolsuk Rd..Why?.. because 1 of the team has spotted Burger King's luring sign..let's all head for it.
Do we know where we're going..? No..well then let's all stop in a bunch 3-wide on Petkasem Rd & dig out the map from
the hotel (instant fraffic flow problem for oncoming Somchai.. speeding, about to undertake the bus that's slowed to
get by them all..you all get the picture).
"Who's got the map?".."Whose got the fags"? "We need to do a U-turn"..Arrgghh!
* Insurance? Just how many are actually covered? Yes they all have maybe taken out Travel Ins...but do any of them
realise that if they do not hold a current motorcycle-license from their own country they are limited to 50cc engine
size on the 2-wheelers they hire+ride..?
* The innocent party here...The girlie riding pillion!
She has to sit there & be part of this farce, and unfortunately for her..SHE cops it 1st if they get shunted from behind.
(As is the case of the English lady in Phuket at Xmas time..hit by a truck while riding pillion..6 weeks in hospital..
and a whopping 1.8m Baht bill from that hospital..!!)
* The Hire-Bikes..semi flat tyres, minimal tread, head-bearings clunking-away over every bump..you get the picture.
(But modern bikes do not need a basket..your helmet can live under the seat).
SO PLEASE..ANY TOURISTS READING THIS WITH A PLAN TO GO OUT FOR DAY TRIPS ON MOPEDS..THINK ABOUT
THE RISKS HERE..IT'S DAMN DANGEROUS ON THESE ROADS!
If there's more than 4 of you it may work out cheaper to rent a taxi/Sontaew for the whole day..
...(& by doing this you can all drink beer & still be safe)

