Caption Competition

[Big Boy]

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This week's top 5 are:

5th dtaai-maai with "The all new combined Full Genital Restraint and Chastity Belt! For those embarrassing swimming pool moments when Temptation rears its ugly head..." (20 Points)

4th pharvey with "Airbag safety had a long way to go........" (24 Points)

3rd pharvey with "Speedo's weren't always mainstream...." (26 Points)

2nd pharvey with "Looking into the origins of the "Mankini" did bring up some surprising results....." (30 Points)

1st place goes to dtaai-maai with "Passengers eagerly await the maiden voyage of Ryan Air's no-frills cross-Channel ferry service." (43 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

dtaai-maai you now have until 23:59 on 9 Nov 14 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 14 Nov 14.

Big Boy's favourite - "Airbag safety had a long way to go........"

[dtaai-maai]

[PeteC]

As Pharvey proudly departs, Dtaai-Maai basks in the glory of regaining his position.

[Dannie Boy]

What makes you so sure that this boy David Cameron is destined for great things?

[dtaai-maai]

See where he's leanin'? I gobbed on that just now.

[dtaai-maai]

Ask 'im if he wants to swap 'is 'at for your clogs.

[dtaai-maai]

I 'eard they got two sticks - one for walking and one shoved up their wotsit.

[pharvey]

As Pharvey proudly departs, Dtaai-Maai basks in the glory of regaining his position.

............ unfortunately very true!!

[pharvey]

Just press the tit... alright for some!

[pharvey]

A quick twist on this Rob and we're in to the "Bat Cave"..... who would ever notice?

[Dannie Boy]

Budding young actors queuing to audition for the film Oliver Twist, the boys at the back couldn't help but laugh at the boys at the front of the queue, they obviously hadn't read the script!!

[dtaai-maai]

Ask 'im if you can sniff 'is flower...

[Bristolian]

You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys,
You've got to pick-a-pocket or two

[Siani]

"C'or blimey Bazza, e're I am thinking all along that Eton mess was a pudding When really its just a name for a couple of snotty toffs! We 'ave "Spotted Dick" in our school

[GLCQuantum]

"Briefcase Wankers", he shouted. It never got old.

(All unruly youths back in the UK will get this. For those who don't, it comes from an incredibly popular, crude and sometimes downright wrong TV series - The Inbetweeners. I'll whack in episode one for the coffin dodgers to enjoy. )