Caption Competition

[Bristolian]

Ethel it's time to check your hearing aid batteries!
I told you to call the pest exterminator. Not the......

[Big Boy]

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[pharvey]

Ey up Betty, I think the lad's elerjik to summut..... lumps everywhere!

[Bristolian]

Put a bread poultice on it dearie, it will reduce the swelling. Just remember to wash your hands before you go to the bathroom!

[Big Boy]

This week's competition has now closed.

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

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Congratulations to Vital Spark this week for almost breaking Bristolian's vice like grip on this competition at the moment. Alas, it was not to be. This week's top 5 are:

5th Bristolian with "Also available in green." (22 Points)

4th Bristolian with "Ethel dear, what’s Austrian for 'ménage à trois'?" (23 Points)

3rd Bristolian with "Put a bread poultice on it dearie, it will reduce the swelling. Just remember to wash your hands before you go to the bathroom!" (24 Points)

2nd Vital Spark with ""You just press this button here, ladies, and I can turn into whoever you want"
Ethel: "OK, (pressing button...) Bruce Forsyth - he does the pose much better than you."" (35 Points)

1st place goes to Bristolian with "Ethel, when I said I needed Mr. Muscle I was referring to cleaning the oven, but whatever, I guess that he can do the job just as well." (38 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

Bristolian you now have until 23:59 on 5 Oct 14 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 10 Oct 14.

Big Boy's favourite - "Also available in green."

[Bristolian]

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[Dannie Boy]

"I wonder what Mae West would make of this tucked down my trouser leg".

[Bristolian]

You've got to ask yourself a question: 'do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?

[dtaai-maai]

I'm trying out the Big Bang theory.

[dtaai-maai]

He's got me under a barrel.

[dtaai-maai]

This'll teach him to laugh at my hat.

[dtaai-maai]

Compensating? Moi?

[pdm3547]

Scaffold tubes were more elaborate back in the day, and scaffolders better dressed

[dtaai-maai]

Just look casual. I don't think anyone's noticed.