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"Caption Competition
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redzonerocker
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" Not impressed ladies? . . . . I'll be back "
. . . . I'll be back "Remember, no one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
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Bristolian
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Also available in green.
"'The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why." - Mark Twain
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dtaai-maai
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Bristolian wrote:You remind me of my late husband. He was a mechanic and he also spent a lot of his time oiling his nuts.
Bristolian wrote:Ethel dear, what’s Austrian for 'ménage à trois'?
Bristolian wrote:Also available in green.
Oh Bristolian, you are really upping your game! 
This is the way
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dtaai-maai
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Ethel: Blimey, Glad, it looks like a pumpkin!
Glad: I was thinkin' more of a gherkin...
Glad: I was thinkin' more of a gherkin...
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Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd 
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED
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dtaai-maai
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dtaai-maai
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Re: Caption Competition
'Ere guvnor, who do you think you are?
I am Mr Universe, but I like ze sound of zis 'guvnor', vot does it mean?
I am Mr Universe, but I like ze sound of zis 'guvnor', vot does it mean?
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Vital Spark
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"You just press this button here, ladies, and I can turn into whoever you want"
Ethel: "OK, (pressing button...) Bruce Forsyth - he does the pose much better than you."
Ethel: "OK, (pressing button...) Bruce Forsyth - he does the pose much better than you."
"Properly trained, man can be a dog's best friend"
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Ethel "look at his big guns", Vera "yeah not bad but I am more interested in his pee shooter".
Kendo.
Kendo.
Is Bangkok a place or a nasty injury.......Eric Morcombe.
Proud to be a Southampton FC Fan.
Proud to be a Southampton FC Fan.
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arcadianagain
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my Alf had a hernia that size
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Flo, I think this is what they call Stare-oids.
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Girls, when I cock my wrist like this, my bingo wing hardens up.
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These are my big guns lady's would you like to see my ouzi nine millimetre.
Is Bangkok a place or a nasty injury.......Eric Morcombe.
Proud to be a Southampton FC Fan.
Proud to be a Southampton FC Fan.
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"You had better give him you handbag Vera, he looks a bit aggressive" 
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"Yes dear, my late Hubby tried to get his a big as yours, just wouldn't happen, no matter how many tins of spinach I gave him" 