Caption Competition

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 9:37 am

Put some clothes on dear, you'll catch your death.

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 9:38 am

Careful! You'll have someone's eye out!

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 9:38 am

That reminds me, Ethel, I must buy some sausages.

Post by **Dannie Boy** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 10:32 am

I've never seen them as big as that Ethel.

Post by **Dannie Boy** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 10:33 am

I've never seen one as hard as that Ethel.

Post by **Dannie Boy** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 10:33 am

They say size doesn't matter, but

Post by **Bristolian** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 11:08 am

Ethel, when I said I needed Mr. Muscle I was referring to cleaning the oven, but whatever, I guess that he can do the job just as well.

Post by JD » Sun Sep 28, 2014 11:21 am

Sorry, you'll have to speak up dear.

You'll be what?

Post by **Siani** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 11:42 am

Blimey Gladys, I have never seen nuts cracked that way before!

Post by **Big Boy** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 12:11 pm

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 12:31 pm

Well, 'is mussels may be big but 'is cockle's tiny.

Post by **Bristolian** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 1:44 pm

You remind me of my late husband. He was a mechanic and he also spent a lot of his time oiling his nuts.

Post by **Bristolian** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 5:11 pm

That's nice dearie, but have you been swimming in icy water

Post by **Bristolian** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 5:12 pm

Ethel dear, what’s Austrian for 'ménage à trois'?

Post by **Bristolian** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 5:38 pm

I'm not deaf you know, I heard your name the first time, "Albie Black", there's no need to keep repeating it!

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