Caption Competition

[PeteC]

The EC's 1 billion Pound brain project gets underway.

[Jimbob]

OK, Channel island bank account is good.
now lets see, what's the password for the Switzerland account?

[dtaai-maai]

"Stylish single man, 38, seeks independent professional female under 35. Must have own teeth. Interests: the outdoor life, fashion, pedigree dogs, fine wine in a brown paper bag."

[dtaai-maai]

E-bay: Shopping trolley, low mileage, one careful owner

[Big Boy]

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[Dannie Boy]

The Caption Competition results are going to be late again this week, as Big Boy was having further trouble with his laptop.

[dtaai-maai]

^^


HOLIDAY HOME SWAP: All I need is a place in the sun with a comfortable bed.
You will get a small establishment with a huge garden and a swimming pool (but mind the swans, they can be vicious). Dogs welcome, but must be kept on a leash. Don't touch the trolley.

[LaughTilIDie]

I'm 39, between jobs at the moment. Love walks on the beach and the sound of rain at night when I sleep. A good bottle of Merlot after dinner is a must. I stroll 10 miles a day to help stay in shape and love old classic films.
The woman I am looking for would be ....

[LaughTilIDie]

dtaai sorry, in my haste to post a comment I overlooked yours. Was the first thing that came to mind when I saw it. Warped minds think alike

[Siani]

"Great news Duke boy, Tesco have an online offer on at the moment. Free home delivery and guess what mate, they also have a "buy one get one free" on "White lightening" and "Chappie" dog food So ordered 24 of each!! Now what's our postcode?"

[Siani]

"Great online recipe I am going to "hot" things up in the kitchen Duke...just found some Foragers' recipes
Tonight I will be making a great 3 course meal. Nettle Soup, Poached trout (hope the game keeper doesn't catch us) with "wild garlic pesto" followed by Bramble mouse...we will live like Kings Just hope the "Scrumpy cider" is fermenting nicely

[Jimbob]

Anonymous Hacker creates computer malware that also smells

[Big Boy]

This week's competition has now closed.

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

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Back to 4 judges this week, so scoring is still very low (and tight). Mind you, the judges were complimentary about the standard of entries this week (I honestly can't remember the last time that happened), so well done guys . This week's top 5 are:

5th GLCQuantum with "Santa Clause really couldn't be arsed this year." (21 Points)

4th GLCQuantum with "Brian had lost everything; his home, his family, his job...

...but none of that mattered as he could still watch porn." (25 Points)

2nd= dtaai-maai with "Stylish single man, 38, seeks independent professional female under 35. Must have own teeth. Interests: the outdoor life, fashion, pedigree dogs, fine wine in a brown paper bag." (27 Points)

2nd= dtaai-maai with "E-bay: Shopping trolley, low mileage, one careful owner" (27 Points)

1st place goes to dtaai-maai with "Fred's life was much simpler now that he was working from home." (31 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

dtaai-maai you now have until 23:59 on 27 July 14 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 1 August 14.

Big Boy's favourite - "Brian had lost everything; his home, his family, his job...

...but none of that mattered as he could still watch porn."

[dtaai-maai]