Caption Competition

Post by **pharvey** » Sun Jul 06, 2014 12:17 am

I told thee Arkwright, the 17:20 from Sheffield would do the job. No need to bring thine 'ammer.

Post by **pharvey** » Sun Jul 06, 2014 12:19 am

Allright, allright Geoff! You can watch the bloody final!!

Post by **pharvey** » Sun Jul 06, 2014 12:24 am

So what you're trying to say is that you don't like my corned beef hash then dear...?

Post by **Jimbob** » Sun Jul 06, 2014 5:08 am

Workers eliminate ''Trouble and strife'' on the railways

Post by **Big Boy** » Sun Jul 06, 2014 8:59 am

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Sun Jul 06, 2014 9:54 am

It's no use screaming, this is a silent movie.

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Sun Jul 06, 2014 9:55 am

Girl: But they promised me I could work with Charlie Chaplin!

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Sun Jul 06, 2014 9:57 am

Alright, Bert, you nod your head and I'll hit it.

Post by **Siani** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 4:01 am

What d'ya mean there is another train strike

Post by **pharvey** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 4:05 am

"It's HAMMER time"......

Post by **Siani** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 4:06 am

Yeah, word gotten out honey, that you were trying to Persuade the men folk round these parts to take their wives out on shoppin' trips

Shoppin's womens business, not for men folk

Post by **pharvey** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 4:14 am

British Rail took complaints against the quality of their sandwiches VERY seriously.......

Post by **PeteC** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 4:22 am

I don't mind the rough handling boys, but I draw the line at bloomin' splinters in me arse.

Post by **Bristolian** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 5:39 pm

"Euston we have a problem" and this time it's a little more than leaves on the track

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Mon Jul 07, 2014 6:18 pm

Reggie Perrin: Sorry I'm late, Miss Jones, wrong type of girl chained to the track.

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