Caption Competition

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Man: What would you like for dessert?
Spaniel: Sausages
Man: What shall we have for breakfast?
Spaniel: Sausages
Man: Who do you think will win the World Cup?
Spaniel: Sausages
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This week's competition has now closed.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED :cry: :cry:
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R E S U L T :
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This week's top 5(7) are:

5th= arcadianagain with "A Masterchef spinoff, Doggychef, hosted by Jack Russel and Jerry Springer." (16 Points)

5th= pharvey with "Lunch with Suarez's extended family wasn't quite what Geoff was expecting...." (16 Points)

5th= dtaai-maai with "Man: What would you like for dessert?
Spaniel: Sausages
Man: What shall we have for breakfast?
Spaniel: Sausages
Man: Who do you think will win the World Cup?
Spaniel: Sausages
" (16 Points)

4th Siani with "Mmmm....delicious. I do think it needs extra seasoning though" (17 Points)

3rd Nereus with "I am not surprised your hair is falling out, if this is the crap that you eat." (21 Points)

1st= dtaai-maai with "So you can use a spoon, cleverclogs - bet you can't lick your own balls." (22 Points)

1st= place goes to dtaai-maai with "If you used a spoon you wouldn't keep dipping your ears in the gravy!" (22 Points) :clap: :clap: :bow: :bow: :dance:

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

dtaai-maai you now have until 23:59 on 6 July 14 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 11 July 14.

Big Boy's favourite - "If you used a spoon you wouldn't keep dipping your ears in the gravy!"
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED :cry: :cry:
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Bride: Oh gosh, I need to pee.
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Bride: 'Oh dear, that smell, Bears definitely do it in the woods'.
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Hope you don't mind, Jimbob, but I think this photo has more long-term potential.



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Dentistry has not changed much over the years
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(no problem DT)

Virgin Rail management decided to make some drastic staff cuts! The health plan has been outsourced to Thailand State Railways
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This"ll teach them not to build HS2 through the Tory heartland.
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Boys, is there any reason why you can't put a log across the track to stop the train?
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Sam got his two brothers to help and finally convince his wife that he would NOT go grocery shopping with her!!
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The masterminds behind 'The Great Train Robbery', were thankful that they didn't go with Trigger's plan on how to stop the train.
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Good job this a silent movie otherwise you would hear the heroine complaining about the f..ck.ng chains being too tight.
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