Caption Competition

[dtaai-maai]

Hmm, not sure - could be the fanbelt, I suppose...

[Big Boy]

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[Frank Hovis]

NOT AN ENTRY - but I just have to say DM's 'fan belt' caption actually made me laugh out loud. very funny.

[dtaai-maai]

How are we, ladies? Ah, Mrs Fothergill, the straw that broke the camel's back...

[Dannie Boy]

Reg Varney was a good bus driver, but not so hot on the maintenance.

[migrant]

What do you mean the warranty has expired??!! It's the first truck ever made!!!!

[dundrillin]

Green Flag promised they would be here in an hour! It feels like we've been here for years.

[arcadianagain]

Altogether now, The wheels on the bus go round and ... oh bugger.

[PeteC]

"We've been sabotaged", cried the suffragettes.

[PeteC]

The wheels fell off the bus with this photo.

[Kung-Fu Hillbilly]

"I'm afraid, ladies, we shall be requiring you all to contribute an item of underwear for the purpose of repair. Dash it all, the jelly lift has separated from the sandwich plate and has to be resecured and insulated to protect against further chasis creep. Yes, yes, it is all quite technical but rest assured we men have given this a great deal of consideration and have come to the conclusion it is the only way. "

[Dannie Boy]

Dave has asked to use one of my stockings when the fan belt broke, but he'd better not ask for one of my spare tyres.

[dtaai-maai]

Dammit, I told the driver that 10 mph was reckless and dangerous!

[Big Boy]

This week's competition has now closed.

arcadianagain, I'm sorry, but I've decided to disqualify your entry, "Altogether now, The wheels on the bus go round and ... oh bugger." It was too similar to another entry.

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

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This week's top 5 are:

5th dtaai-maai with "Hmm, not sure - could be the fanbelt, I suppose..." (24 Points)

4th Siani with "I told you not to stop at the lights in Brixton Harry!" (25 Points)

3rd dundrillin with "It was 'Grab a Granny' night at the town hall disco." (26 Points)

2nd dtaai-maai with "Dammit, I told the driver that 10 mph was reckless and dangerous!" (28 Points)

1st place goes to Frank Hovis with "Would you like a screwdriver?

Sure but can it wait until I've fixed this wheel ?" (40 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

Frank Hovis you now have until 23:59 on 4 May 14 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 9 May 14.

Big Boy's favourite - "Hmm, not sure - could be the fanbelt, I suppose..."