Caption Competition

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A moment on the lips, say goodbye to your nips.
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First and second place in the pumpkin look alike contest
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Life's always a balancing act..... some places worse than others.
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Seriously.... you look like a tw@t with that on your head.
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A melon a day makes for firmer breasts.......
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Stripes are slimming....... OUCH!!
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"Mmmmpfjd fffmpfhhu"

"That's easy for you to say, why the hell have I got a melon on my head??!!"
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They take "Charades" seriously in Africa........
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You Westerners have no idea what it takes for true inner beauty.
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The witch doctor said the Melon will help Melanoma on the scalp and mums mouthpiece is for slipped disc
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This mother and daughter shoplifting team from Lewisham, South London, had some interesting ideas on how to conceal their loot.
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Nancy and Fran had no idea they were about to be consumed by a straw tsunami.
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I am going to get a Botox injection for frown lines, forehead lines, and crow's feet. They reckon I will need about 2500 sessions :shock:
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Golly, time flies doesn't it? Halloween again :P
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