The Wildest Bar in Town

[Toni Pepperoni]

Have you noticed........responses in this forum are mainly in the morning. Probably the Pensioners are drinking their Leo's (1 bottle per 3 hours) in the afternoon / early evening.

[Frank Hovis]

Most responses should be between 1am and 5am; that's when we get up to pee.

[JW]

Dont you mean when your just getting in from Ting Tong bar Frank

[VincentD]

Have you noticed........responses in this forum are mainly in the morning. Probably the Pensioners are drinking their Leo's (1 bottle per 3 hours) in the afternoon / early evening.

Actually it's because I've fired up the office computer and get to reading HHAD only after I've perused the latest on Bangkok Post and The Nation.
Some of us still have to work, you know.
PS I prefer Singha.

[Farang]

As I am not a native English pension,,, speaker, please tell me what be that four-letter word "work".
U C my memory aint what it used to pee.

Thank you.

[hhfarang]

Probably the Pensioners are drinking their Leo's (1 bottle per 3 hours) in the afternoon / early evening.

I'll have you know I drink Chang (big bottles) and I can average 2 per hour...

[Toni Pepperoni]

Probably the Pensioners are drinking their Leo's (1 bottle per 3 hours) in the afternoon / early evening.

I'll have you know I drink Chang (big bottles) and I can average 2 per hour...

Guess you're joking......your thick pensioner glasses give you the impression that you're drinking a big bottle but in fact, its just a small Chang, not to mention that you're pissed after a few sips and see double explaining the remaining part of your statement.........

[GLCQuantum]

Probably the Pensioners are drinking their Leo's (1 bottle per 3 hours) in the afternoon / early evening.

I'll have you know I drink Chang (big bottles) and I can average 2 per hour...

Guess you're joking......your thick pensioner glasses give you the impression that you're drinking a big bottle but in fact, its just a small Chang, not to mention that you're pissed after a few sips and see double explaining the remaining part of your statement.........

Always a pleasure to have people like you on the forum Toni.

[hhfarang]

Toni, could you please use the forum tools to make the print bigger and in bold so that I can see/read it? Thanks so much!

[Bristolian]

[Toni Pepperoni]

Toni, could you please use the forum tools to make the print bigger and in bold so that I can see/read it? Thanks so much!

Apologies "Hua Hin Pensioners" but due to the fact that the hearing-aids from hhfarang are not properly working, I need to print bigger & bold so, also he can follow the thread.

hhfarang, no worries, I will do that for you but please ask yourself a magnifying glass for xmas this year, till that time I will upsize the fonts!

[2boats]

No, it can't be Saturday morning;
Saturday morning is reserved for the Hua Hin Hypertensive, Alzheimers, Diabetic, Osteoporosis, Cataracts and Generally Senile Self Help Group meet, that is if they can remember that it's on every Saturday and they remember they're supposed to come and remember where it is and be capable of getting there and not eat a Mars bar on the way and not break a hip while travelling in the tuk-tuk they forgot to order and are able to see when to tell the tuk-tuk driver to stop, so the town will be quiet(er).

Those of us that don't pass away during the meeting should be free by lunchtime, so if you can delay the boat until the early evening, allowing for our afternoon naps and also put aside any feelings of disdain towards the doubly incontinent, then you might find the 'rusties' getting well oiled.

Now you got me worried

[Toni Pepperoni]

No, it can't be Saturday morning;
Saturday morning is reserved for the Hua Hin Hypertensive, Alzheimers, Diabetic, Osteoporosis, Cataracts and Generally Senile Self Help Group meet, that is if they can remember that it's on every Saturday and they remember they're supposed to come and remember where it is and be capable of getting there and not eat a Mars bar on the way and not break a hip while travelling in the tuk-tuk they forgot to order and are able to see when to tell the tuk-tuk driver to stop, so the town will be quiet(er).

Those of us that don't pass away during the meeting should be free by lunchtime, so if you can delay the boat until the early evening, allowing for our afternoon naps and also put aside any feelings of disdain towards the doubly incontinent, then you might find the 'rusties' getting well oiled.

Good Morning "Hua Hin Pensioners", please don't forget "Hypertensive, Alzheimers, Diabetic, Osteoporosis, Cataracts and Generally Senile Self Help Group Meet" scheduled for this morning. Also be reminded its held in the village clinic and not hosted by the nurses of Soi 80. Wishing you all a nice Saturday!

[Frank Hovis]

You were up early this morning Toni, is this place getting to you?

I'm sorry if you turned up to the meet and there was no one there but we cancelled this mornings meeting because last night was the end of term party at the air hostess training centre near the airport, so most of us got home after the meeting should have started.
Didn't you go?

"Gear down, extend flaps, roger that"

[Toni Pepperoni]

"Copy That Frank, Nose Down......."

Left the "End of Term Party" with Two (2) Air Hostesses early last night, we decided it would be more fun to spend some
time in my bathtub, some bubbles and a bottle of tequila, rather then a few small bottles of Leo and 50 pensioners all
aiming for the remaining 7 airhostesses!

Hope you all had a good time......I certainly did!