Caption Competition

[Big Boy]

[GLCQuantum]

'Darren the Pimp' was about to become a very rich man. You see, in Japan, hookers are paid for by the pound.

[dtaai-maai]

Stop tossing yourself off and move it, you little bastard! I'm late for lunch!

[kendo]

Wow I've pulled Jenny from the Block.... Blocks 3,4,5,6.
Kendo.

[kendo]

Sharon enjoys the felling of wind in her hair and flabby bits it makes her hungry.
Kendo.

[GLCQuantum]

Penn and Teller had really let themselves go.

[pharvey]

"Tiny" Tina didn't feel that Dave really cut it as a wind-break.....

[Siani]

Hey Honey...What's that back firing noise? Think there maybe somefinks up wiv the exhaust!

[pharvey]

Honda took their suspension tests VERY seriously........

[Siani]

It's my favourite Queen song babe....I will sing it for you Honey...
"Are you gonna take me home tonight
Oh down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go round......la la la ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ "

[pharvey]

Admittedly, Neil "The Naive" had been a little unsure of the meaning of the "Slap her @rse and ride the wave" taunts......

[Big Boy]

This week's competition has now closed.

[Big Boy]

Result will be published one day late (tomorrow).

[Big Boy]

Still only 3 judges available again this week (but we're getting a different 3 each time), and low scores. This week's top 5:

5th Bristolian with "Kevin "Kamikaze Kawasaki" was determined to prove that he could beat the wheelie record!" (15 Points)

4th dtaai-maai with "'Some people just can't manage a wheelie however hard they try..." (16 Points)

2nd= Billy Joe I with "It suddenly dawned on Dave that even just touching the brakes could have fatal consequences!" (18 Points)

2nd= JD with "Jimmy loved to weave in and out of traffic at high speed, he hardly noticed the fat lady until she started singing." (18 Points)

1st place goes to migrant with "There was a reason motorcycle taxis didn't work outside Asia" (20 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
migrant you now have until 23:59 on 16 Jun 13 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 21 Jun 13.

Big Boy's favourite - "'This wasn`t the 400 lbs of thrust Nigel was looking for."

[Big Boy]

For the 2nd time in 2 weeks our winner has failed to post a picture. Here's my offering: