Caption Competition

[Bristolian]

Darling I appreciate your participation but Mr Newton says please don't lean into the next corner!!!

[dtaai-maai]

Some people just can't manage a wheelie however hard they try...

[Bristolian]

The police report concluded that there were two pillion passengers before the speed bumps, one of them must have fallen off. The search continues!

[Siani]

Get your motor runnin'
Head out on the highway
Lookin' for adventure
And whatever comes our way
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

[Siani]

When Jake told his mates "he was going to go large" they thought he meant a meal at Burger King.

[Spanner]

But darling... Didn't you say that you wanted to ride a Big, Red thing that would throb between your legs?

[Big Boy]

[Bristolian]

Sorry.....
What do an undersized motorbike and oversized woman have in common? They are both jolly good fun but do you want your friends to see you together???

[Frank Hovis]

"Sorry honey, I don't know a nice way to say this but your extra weight is slowing us down, you'll have to get off", she said.

[Frank Hovis]

Wheezy Rider

[Siani]

Jake was regretting suggesting they eat at every Diner on Route 66 Minnie had certainly "supersized" since the start of the trip at Chicago there were at least another 210 Diners to go before reaching Santa Monica

[Frank Hovis]

Dave, I know it means we pay less carbon charges in town but can take the exhaust pipe out of my arse now?

[GLCQuantum]

Women really let themselves go after 40.

[arcadianagain]

This wasn`t the 400 lbs of thrust Nigel was looking for.

[richard]

Ducati were sure their new model would out perform the Harley Fat boy