Caption Competition

[dtaai-maai]

Did you steal that wig?
No, mate, it's a set-up. Somebody planted it on me.

[Big Boy]

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[PeteC]

With the championship show fast approaching, Alice was devastated that she mistakenly shampooed her prize winning schnauzers with Rogaine.

[Frank Hovis]

Do you know a good stylist?
Stylist? I usually just go to the barbers.
Me too, but this time I think I need my roots done as well.

[dtaai-maai]

^^

[dtaai-maai]

"Limp Needle Syndrome" Devastates Britain's Hedgehog Population.

[dtaai-maai]

Two weeks later, the Arbuthnot twins were beginning to wonder if this hide and seek spot wasn't just a bit too good...

[PeteC]

The Spring fashion show in Jeddah this season highlighted a modern and more chic niqab made of environmentally friendly natural material.

[dtaai-maai]

Can we rest here for a while? - I'm bushed.

[Dannie Boy]

There's only one problem with this, it's a lot easier to grab you by the long and straights, than it is the short and curlies!!

[Siani]

dtaai-maai went into hiding today after forum members were close to tracking him down. This is the hardest "Caption competion" ever, they protested. We know where you are hiding dtaai-maai...come out from under that bush!

[Siani]

Jedward the Irish pop duo comprising identical twins John and Edward Grimes are spotted relaxing holiday. WACKY Jedward have ditched their trademark quiffs in a bid for Hollywood stardom.

[Big Boy]

This week's competition has now closed.

[Big Boy]

Apologies, but results could be late this week. I sent the forms off as usual yesterday, but when I checked my e-mail this morning, they did not leave my laptop until 07:39 this morning. Publishing today will depend on how quickly the judges react. I have to attend a party tonight, so results might be delayed until the morning.

[Big Boy]

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OK, a quick turn around by the judges, so here we go. This week's top 5(6) are:

5th= dtaai-maai with "Quiet! The copse are coming!" (22 Points)

5th= dtaai-maai with "Two weeks later, the Arbuthnot twins were beginning to wonder if this hide and seek spot wasn't just a bit too good..." (22 Points)

4th dtaai-maai with "Can we rest here for a while? - I'm bushed." (23 Points)

3rd dtaai-maai with "Did you steal that wig?
No, mate, it's a set-up. Somebody planted it on me." (27 Points)

2nd Frank Hovis with "Do you know a good stylist?
Stylist? I usually just go to the barbers.
Me too, but this time I think I need my roots done as well." (36 Points)

1st place goes to Frank Hovis with "Oh no! The boss is sending Big Ron round for 'a chat', they might suspect one of us is a grass." (38 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
Frank Hovis you now have until 23:59 on 11 Nov 12 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 16 Nov 12.

Big Boy's favourite - "Oh no! The boss is sending Big Ron round for 'a chat', they might suspect one of us is a grass."