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WHICH OF YOU BASTARDS NICKED MY LAST CORNFLAKE??
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The American take on the British Charles Dickens classic Oliver "please sir can i have some more god damn it"

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With this bowl I will demonstate the culinary art of Falang Gong, calling the hungry together to share this one corn flake in a demonstration of world peace
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dtaai-maai wrote:WHICH OF YOU BASTARDS NICKED MY LAST CORNFLAKE??
Its on your forehead stupid! :D
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This bowl ain't big enough for the two of me!!
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Fat Twat announced that the full bowl was now empty dazzling his audience with the disappearing act
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"This bowl makes a crap mirror it's to small for my face"

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"Supersize me now!"

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Chow Fu finished his bowl of oatmeal in a record 1.6 seconds besting his old record of 1.85
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Okay I've finished the diet course, I'll have the main course now!
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"Yeh, I know. It's for 'ron"
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More please

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After having been upsized from a standard dish to a dog bowl, teachers became aware that Fatxo Chow needed to be moved one level higher to the bucket.
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China making full use of their extensive labour force, unveil their manual equivalent to Hotpoint. The Fairy Liquid equivalent however is proving more of a problem......
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