Caption Competition

[pharvey]

They grow 'em BIG in the valleys

[Big Boy]

Geoduck.jpg (131.25 KiB) Viewed 491 times

[dtaai-maai]

"Oh Grampa, what a big geoduck you've got!

"All the better to..."

[Siani]

"Jeez Jesse, next time around, I'm sure gonna ask the good Lord if I can come back as a Geoduck"

[GLCQuantum]

*Cue strong farmers accent*

"Back in the day mine used to be just like this lad. Ask ya ma."

[GLCQuantum]

Farmer Joe was real chuffed with his new thingamejig

[Big Boy]

This competition is now closed

[Big Boy]

Geoduck.jpg (131.25 KiB) Viewed 392 times

Unfortunately, only 3 judges this week. This week's top 5 (6) are:

5th= Frank Hovis with "Early attempts at sex change operations were somewhat rudimentary" (12 Points)

5th= richard with "The gravediggers had dug up John Holmes's coffin. Now they need to find Linda Lovelace's tomb to get the other half" (12 Points)

4th Frank Hovis with "Despite having the worlds biggest mussels, Phil's lack of education meant he came last in the Mr Universe competition." (14 Points)

2nd= dtaai-maai with "Waaayaaal Bubba, it sure looks lahk a peeeyernis,
... an' it sure feels lahk a peeeeyernis,
... an' Ah do declayer that it sure tastes lahk a peeyernis.

Sure is the durndest lookin' duck Ah ever did see." (21 Points)

2nd= GLCQuantum with "*Cue strong farmers accent*

"Back in the day mine used to be just like this lad. Ask ya ma."" (21 Points)

1st place goes to Dannie Boy with "Apparently this one was found in the waste bucket outside that hospital in Bangkok where all the Katoys get converted!!" (26 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
Dannie Boy you now have until 23:59 on 29 Apr 12 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 4 May12.

Big Boy's favourite: "Waaayaaal Bubba, it sure looks lahk a peeeyernis,
... an' it sure feels lahk a peeeeyernis,
... an' Ah do declayer that it sure tastes lahk a peeyernis.

Sure is the durndest lookin' duck Ah ever did see."

[Dannie Boy]

[quote="Big Boy"]

Geoduck.jpg

Unfortunately, only 3 judges this week. This week's top 5 (6) are:

5th= Frank Hovis with "Early attempts at sex change operations were somewhat rudimentary" (12 Points)

5th= richard with "The gravediggers had dug up John Holmes's coffin. Now they need to find Linda Lovelace's tomb to get the other half" (12 Points)

4th Frank Hovis with "Despite having the worlds biggest mussels, Phil's lack of education meant he came last in the Mr Universe competition." (14 Points)

2nd= dtaai-maai with "Waaayaaal Bubba, it sure looks lahk a peeeyernis,
... an' it sure feels lahk a peeeeyernis,
... an' Ah do declayer that it sure tastes lahk a peeyernis.

Sure is the durndest lookin' duck Ah ever did see." (21 Points)

2nd= GLCQuantum with "*Cue strong farmers accent*

"Back in the day mine used to be just like this lad. Ask ya ma."" (21 Points)

1st place goes to Dannie Boy with "Apparently this one was found in the waste bucket outside that hospital in Bangkok where all the Katoys get converted!!" (26 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

dtaai-maai you now have until 23:59 on 29 Apr 12 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 4 May12.



I assume you meant me BB and not dtaai-maai? Dannie Boy

[dtaai-maai]

Don't worry about BB, he's still suffering from jet lag. Get posting!

[Big Boy]

Sorry Dannie Boy, nothing to do with jet lag - I think I have a reptilian allergy

I've amended the results post....... sorry

[dtaai-maai]

[^Amphibiaphobia...]

[Dannie Boy]

Good Luck!!

[dtaai-maai]

Eye nose you think I look stupid...

[PeteC]

Listen to your Mothers, kids. This is what can happen to you if you pick your nose too much.