Caption Competition

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:oops: Sorry, can we put that typo down to a Songkran hangover? :wink:
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Early attempts at sex change operations were somewhat rudimentary
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Son, this is a Geoduck, pronounced gooey duck (Panopea generosa). Eat one of these each week and in a year you'll grow one just like it.
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Call the FBI Sam, I think we've found Jimmy Hoffa.
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Plant that son and when it grows you've got 'Dick and the beanstalk'
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The gravediggers had dug up John Holmes's coffin. Now they need to find Linda Lovelace's tomb to get the other half
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'Ere, Bert, put that in your pipe an' smoke it!
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'Is missus said she wanted summat to remember 'im by...
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Waaayaaal Bubba, it sure looks lahk a peeeyernis,
... an' it sure feels lahk a peeeeyernis,
... an' Ah do declayer that it sure tastes lahk a peeyernis.

Sure is the durndest lookin' duck Ah ever did see.
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Despite having the worlds biggest mussels, Phil's lack of education meant he came last in the Mr Universe competition.
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that a big cock le n not eating it then
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I thought they called 'im Donkey coz of 'is laugh...
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Apparently this one was found in the waste bucket outside that hospital in Bangkok where all the Katoys get converted!!
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The rise in divorces, and the increase in lesbian lifestyle, have Bert and Ernie's new farm very busy
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