Caption Competition

[lindosfan1]

Where the hell do you put the batteries in this thing.

[Frank Hovis]

Betty explained that she only flew her broom in good weather adding that "Flying it in cold temperatures gives me chapped lips"

[Big Boy]

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[Siani]

Pickettywitch?? Yeah...you could say that with this new turbo broom

[Frank Hovis]

Winnie found that driving a stick-shift wasn't as tricky as she thought.

[Frank Hovis]

Hazels partial deafness only became apparent when she claimed 150 points for grasping the Golden Snatch.

[Vital Spark]

"It was a lovely plump hobby horse when we lent it to her," said a member of the Metropolitan Police. When Rebekah returned it, it was as thin as a broom....er...I mean rake."

[Siani]

"Won't be long darling, just off to B & Q to buy some sandpaper"

[Homer]

Safety advice for seamen going aloft during the age of sail is still relevant: "One hand for the ship and one hand for yourself."

[pharvey]

Betty explained that she only flew her broom in good weather adding that "Flying it in cold temperatures gives me chapped lips"

[Big Boy]

This week's competition is now closed.

[Big Boy]

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This week's top 5 (7) are:

5th= lindosfan1 with "First prize in the witch beauty contest was new transport, I expected a car not a new broom." (19 Points)

5th= dtaai-maai with "Try the new Honda Jizz - it's magic!" (19 Points)

5th= redzonerocker with "Though it may only appeal to a smaller market, Renault claim their latest mode of economical transport still has the VA VA BROOM factor." (19 Points)

4th Dannie Boy with "Damn PC brigade, why shouldn't I fly my broom with a lot of thatch showing?" (22 Points)

3rd Frank Hovis with "Betty explained that she only flew her broom in good weather adding that "Flying it in cold temperatures gives me chapped lips" " (27 Points)

2nd Nereus with "Damn splinters! I told the garage to polish the bloody thing." (31 Points)

1st place goes to STEVE G with "I wondered how Ryanair could sell a ticket for 9.99!" (43 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
STEVE G you now have until 23:59 on 11 Mar 12 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 16 Mar 12.

Big Boy's favourite: "I wondered how Ryanair could sell a ticket for 9.99!"

[STEVE G]

I didn't expect that to win!
Here we go:

[PeteC]

The beer was certainly flowing at the forum party last night.

[PeteC]

Lek looks on in amazement wondering why her husband can't be hung like that.