Advice given to bar girls

[Crocket]

Hi

Found these 10 TOP TIPS given to bar girls whilst I was surfing the net,

I am pleased the girls in Hua Hin do not appear to act in this manner.

THE 10 TOP TIPS


1. At the end of the week, specifically Friday and Saturday, many locally employed walking ATM machines will come to your bar, choose carefully! Some have money, but others do not! If he is wearing a suit and tie, check that the tie is not a Pratunam special and check that he isn't wearing trainers.
If he is, forget him because he is most likely an English teacher, and they will only give you peanuts, if they give you anything at all.

2. No matter how fat and ugly he is, no matter how bad he may smell, no matter how drunk he is, make sure you always tell him he is handsome. Sit close to him and run your hands over his body, arousing him.
As soon as he has paid the bar fine, you can stand clear of him. Even if he knows that you despise him, he'll still pay you. The hard part is getting him to pay the bar, and as soon as he has done that, the rest is easy.

3. Start collecting email addresses from all of your customers, once you have a good collection of addresses, a visit to your local Internet cafe is in order. Send everyone an email. Simply change the name on each email and send it off to all the guys. If you can remember something specific about them, mention that in the email too.
These walking ATMs all have a soft heart, so you need to tell them a story to get them to send you some of their riches. Start with a sick buffalo and if he doesn't reply, next tell him that your mother is ill. As a last resort, if he still doesn't send any money, tell him you are pregnant and the baby is his!

4. Practice crying on cue. It is essential that you can produce tears immediately. This will have the effect of helping the walking ATM machine to see things your way!

5. When you get a customer for an extended period of time, make sure he takes you shopping, with Rarn Tong (gold shop) being the best place to visit. Make sure he buys you gold and if he doesn't, see rule 4!
As soon as he has left Thailand, take the gold back to the shop and sell it straight back to them, thus increasing your pay out.

6. When locally based farangs are inside the bars, do not speak in Thai with your friends in the bar but rather use Lao, Khmer or any other dialects that you may know.
It's bad enough that some of them can speak and even read Thai, but Lao and Khmer should be kept as sacrosanct. Under no circumstances should the farang be taught our regional dialects.

7. Always see him off at the airport. Thai currency cannot be used in his country, so it is highly likely that he will give you all of his leftover Baht as he leaves and says goodbye.
While accompanying him to the airport, prevent him buying going-away gifts for his family and friends in his homeland, this will leave more money for you.

8. See Asian customers. They understand that we like to gamble, and they understand that we have lots of unemployed brothers and sisters who need to eat. Therefore, they pay a lot better than the farangs.

9. Remember, when you go with a farang, you must always ask for taxi money and give him the excuse that taxi drivers cannot give change on big notes. Don't let him see the small change in your wallet. If taxi money isn't forthcoming, see rule 4.

10. If you are no longer making money in Bangkok, move down to Phuket where you will be able to start making money again. Give Phuket a few years, then move on to Pattaya. Even if you are approaching 50, it is no problem as the walking ATM machines in Pattaya seem to be so blind, they will not notice.

My top tip KEEP HUA HIN A SECRET DESTINATION

[Shane]

very cynical

[Korkenzieher]

very cynical

Pretty accurate though.

[ste860]

there is also a bar girls pocket size hand book,both for working in the bar and also what to send in sms and emails ,pretty sure its version 5-6 by now ,quite a good read if you get chance to see them,it will all come flooding back to your memory of girls who used them

[Crocket]

Please do not shoot the messenger

[Lung Per]

It's so true. You think this is humor?? No No. Dead serious. Just look at some of the aged fat stinky and drunk farangs that pull away with a young model (in HH 45 and up) down the Soy Bean Tabac area.

[Spitfire]

My top tip KEEP HUA HIN A SECRET DESTINATION

Never going to happen, the Ruskies and others are on the way, and now there's a ferry service from the Devil's belly right to HH central.........just a matter of time.

As for the bar girl angle, well......they are just providing a service as there is demand for something from repressed sex tourists, nothing new there, good luck to them really.

Anyone who gets ripped-off should have a look within themselves as to how it has happened instead of just blaming some girl who has sweet FA and is pressured to take care of her family. We (foreigners anyhow) are all partially architects of our own situation.

Not necessarily defending the bar girls but it's takes two to tango and if you let yourself fall into those type of situations/traps then......well.....your fault really, as you are the one who has to authorise/OK any separation of money from yourself.

To the girls, it's mostly a case of 'the body is simply a vessel for living in' and it is a sobering thought to think just how desperate many here are for money in the modern world......the soullessness of it all. But this extends into other topics, which I won't mention here, but mainly it (along with much else) is a product of a vicious class/society system.

Yes, some of the BGs end up as monsters, but I reckon that so are many of their customers. Hardly surprising that they end up so mercenary when they are trample on so indifferently by so many, foreigners too.

[H2ODunc]

Tips for Western girls for bagging a walking ATM.
1 whilst courting the sucker tell him how great he is in the sack and make sure you give him plenty of sex
2 Get him to meet your mother at the first opportunity. She will assist in the next few phases of the sting.
3 Get him down to the jewelers at the first opportunity to get the most expensive engagement ring you can wring out of him. One that can easily be re sold if he escapes your clutches before number 5 takes place. Remember it is a gift and as such does not need to be returned to him.
4 Stop all contraception and start banging away as much as you can take. Shutting your eyes and thinking of knitting helps just try to make a show of showing how great a lover is at the end
5 Start arranging the wedding as soon as the ring is one the finger and make it very expensive. You can easily make 4 times what it will actually cost as most men are ignorant on the costs of dresses and flowers etc.
Next start house hunting and again make it the most expensive place he can possibly afford. Remember soon it will be all yours.
6 As soon as the wedding night is over you can stop all sex especially the lingerie and the blow jobs
7 If number 4 has worked then you are in easy street. Not only will the Government pay you to do nothing you are guaranteed an income for nothing for the next 16 years. Happy days are here
8 as soon as the results of number 6 kicks in you can start to see a solicitor about booting out the hubby and taking the house.
9 Remember all this is going to cost you nothing as the stupid British tax payers funds your solicitor.
10 Remember to turn up in court and weep and cry like a film star. All judges will fall for this and take the said ex to the cleaners. You are then free to look for yet another sucker you can take to the cleaners and simply add the the life of leisure you already have



Give me Thai ladies every time

I always said that after 4 marriages I would never marry again but simply find a woman I didn't like and buy here a house.

My Thai wife is the best thing that has ever happened to me and treats me like a king. I wouldn't swap her for the world

[charlesh]

Looks like the 10 commandments are pretty well etched into the psyche of most women irrespective of country of birth ha, ha.