Well I'm sure glad I saw this post and I'll definitely be joining soon. I was on the verge of getting started with golf, but then just decided to forget about it for a number of reasons, all of which don't seem to be relevant with you bushhackers.....
The average course simply costs too much, and given that I can't yet play the game properly, I would just be throwing my money away. What me off the most though, is the fact that you always have to use a caddy, and focus seems to be on competition rather than on fun. All I want to do is go and play for the fun of it - if I use a 7 iron when I should be using an8 iron, so what? Don't need or want a caddy, and neither do I need one of the buggy car things.
Reading the posts in this thread, I think I've just discovered that there are others who also just want to have fun, rather than doing battle with a score card. You'll definitely be hearing from me shortly...

Don't try to impress me with your manner of dress cos a monkey himself is a monkey no less - cold fact