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Police Prepare For Election Day Expat Sobriety Riots

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Police Prepare For Election Day Expat Sobriety Riots
Bangkok’s alcoholic farang population “unpredictable”

29 Jun 2011

BANGKOK – Thailand’s police have called up all reserve staff for a full show of force ahead of this weekend’s election, as a precaution against unrest and violence from angry, sober alcoholic expatriates during the ban on alcohol sales.

The ban, in accordance with national election law, prohibits retail alcohol sales at stores, bars and restaurants from 6pm Saturday to midnight Sunday. The 36-hour period is traditionally a high-risk period in areas with high concentrations of expats, such as Sukhumvit Road in Bangkok and large swaths of Pattaya.

“Due to the importance of this election, we are taking no chances with expatriate sobriety-related violence,” said a stern National Police Chief Police General Wichean Potphosri. He justified the deployment of over 20,000 additional security officers nationwide as a necessary precaution against “deranged, sober foreigners.”

Additionally, numerous bars and nightlife areas in Bangkok and other cities will be shut down altogether to avoid gatherings of large numbers of non-drunken expats. Wichean has launched a PR campaign encouraging them to stay home on Saturday night “for once.”

Although large-scale rioting by un-intoxicated foreigners is rare, many previous Thai elections have seen small outbreaks of civil unrest, usually by expats who were unaware of the election at all and who reacted badly to being told that they can’t have a drink at their favorite establishment.

“For many of these men, 36 hours without a drink and the company of a rented Asian female represents something unacceptable, terrifying even,” said Noppawan Rangkulan, sociology professor at Thammasat University. “Sobering up means becoming momentarily aware of their graying bodies and emotionally hollow lives. What we think of as an alcohol-free night represents an existential crisis for them.”

Noppawon claims this “sobriety shock” is an actual medical pathology and recommends that hospitals offer free alcohol IV drips during the election weekend.

“Most expats are perfectly reasonable people,” she said. “The few deranged ones that end up yelling at waitresses at Irish pubs, they just need help.”

But according to Election Commission member Prapun Naigowit, much of the problem simply stems from a lack of communication. “Many expats are so isolated from the realities of the country they live in that something as major as an election can slip under their radar,” he explained. “Those who prepare ahead of time can easily get through the weekend by having a case of beer and a few DVDs ready at home.”

The EC has launched an educational campaign by posting messages on (forum name removed).com, reminding expatriates of the alcohol ban and suggesting that they host ‘Election Parties’ in their apartments.

Major grocery chains such as Tops have also joined in the campaign, touting 12-packs of Chang and Singha at their outlets with offers of free coolers as part of their “Stay Home, Stay Wasted” promotion.

Although the EC is confident in their campaign, Noppawan still thinks that planning ahead simply goes against the mentality of the alcoholic in general, and the alcoholic expat in particular.

“The people likely to cause a stir on election day can’t think three hours ahead, much less plan for a weekend,” she said. “You might as well ask your dog to feed himself while you’re on vacation.”
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“For many of these men, 36 hours without a drink and the company of a rented Asian female represents something unacceptable, terrifying even,” said Noppawan Rangkulan, sociology professor at Thammasat University.
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touting 12-packs of Chang and Singha at their outlets with offers of free coolers as part of their “Stay Home, Stay Wasted” promotion.
:lach: :lach:
Nicely composed ... time for a beer!

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[color=#000000][color=#BFBF00]Noppawon claims this “sobriety shock” is an actual medical pathology and recommends that hospitals offer free alcohol IV drips during the election weekend[/color][/color].

How sad that we as "farangs" are being thought of in such ways.

If someone really cannot survive 36 hours without buying a beer in a public bar, adn would revert to lining up for a free booze IV....then maybe it's time to admit you have a drinking problem...!!
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Another classic from notthenation, it's up there with the David Carradine Murdered By Secret Shaolin Masturbation Sect, article :P
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:clap: :cheers:

Hilarious! But really, expats will be drinking all they want, as will Thais. It's only the poor tourists who get caught out.

I'm heading upcountry where laws such as this are treated with all the respect they deserve.
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I'm heading upcountry where laws such as this are treated with all the respect they deserve.
I was up in a village in Issan for the 2007 election.
An hour or so before the alchohol ban started, the police came around in a pick-up truck warning everyone to buy what drink they needed now as they would have to come around later and check again, which I thought was nice of them.
Mind you, the polling station in the village is behind my house and the shop is opposite so I suppose they had to make an effort, otherwise I can imagine they wouldn't have bothered. To be honest, I think it's the only time I've ever seen any police in the village.
Perhaps they were worried about me running amok if I couldn't get a couple of bottles of Chang!
It didn't matter anyway as the shop is run by part of my partners family and we can just walk in the back way.
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Well, I would so like to respond, but I have to admit that no matter how deep I dig, I just can't come up with a response to something so pathetically stupid. We so often read on these forums that it's only the poor Isaan farmers who are poorly educated, but this article tends to suggest otherwise. After all, these are people with qualifications.


Maybe there should be a ban in the first place for tourists. As we all know, the ban is in place to stop the Thais from causing trouble, and we all know, the ban doesn't stop any Thai from drinking. Hell, even my chickens could puzzle that one out.

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Takiap, if I didn't know better, I might think you were taking the article seriously... :naughty:
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http://notthenation.com/2011/06/police- ... ety-riots/

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Are they taking the piss with this report?

How about looking at your own fcukwits first!

Unbelievable that crap that makes it into print here. :roll:
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It's a joke and a funny one at that.
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For example:

Army Chief Slams Dry Cleaner
BANGKOK – Just a week before crucial national elections, army chief Prayuth Chan-Ocha broke his self-imposed silence once again to warn the kingdom’s population about a “national crisis” related to poor service from dry cleaners. Broadcast live on army-owned TV channels 5 and 7 yesterday evening, the general’s 20-minute speech was seen by an estimated 20 million people nationwide, during...
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Jeez some of you guys are really slow witted
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Why is this thread in 'News' then? If it's a piss take, then it should be in 'Foo', was busy doing something else to when read this thread. Perhaps the smart-arse responses should be canned.
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Meanwhile....over in Sandmans house



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