Some says that I am " Ting Tong" ( a bit crazy)
They wrote that I am so sad...
They wrote that I should be more fun and " get a life "
Shall I write some jokes down here to make friend?
" Angus, thank you very much for this joke, I am gonna copy it now"
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There was one gorgeous girl who has no legs and arms,
she is lying on the beach alone and loose her mind away..
One big handsome guy saw her and he got big crash on her.
So he approached her and said " Have you ever been kissed?"
The girl was so surprised and said " No I havent !!"
So the guy started to kiss her all over and then she reached her heaven..
Another handsome guy walked pass and saw her... He likes her lot even she has no arms and legs, what's a shame !!
So he approached her and said " Have you ever been touched?"
The girl was sooooo surprise this time " No I havent !" She replied
So the guy started ti touch her all over and ummm yes she reached that heaven ever higher !!
Another drop-dead handsome guy walked pass and saw her..
So he approached her and said " Have you ever been f..ked?"
The girl was soooooooo exciting this time " No I HAVENT !!" She screammed ..
So the guy stared at her and said " If you havent.. then I should tell you that there are giant waves are coming your way now..... !!! "
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Damn ! Just pretend laughing come on !
So can we be friends now?
Cheers
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