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by dtaai-maai
Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:49 am
Forum: Ask The Expats
Topic: Laundry washer migration
Replies: 11
Views: 683

Ask your lady to sit on it...? :twisted: :twisted:
by dtaai-maai
Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:12 pm
Forum: The Beach Bar
Topic: Weather at the moment????
Replies: 5
Views: 1382

Quote: Tony Hancock, The Radio Ham: "It - is - ah - not - raining - here - also"
by dtaai-maai
Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:51 am
Forum: Entertainment Zone
Topic: Mornington Crescent - Round 2
Replies: 59
Views: 5582

1. P.S. DM: You asked for help - boss' or boss's. 2. And, the stupid little 'joy-riders' ... probably couldn't reach the pedals properly. 1. Yeah, but I bet you looked it up... 2. :lach: Now come on, VS, you know as well as I do that rule 45.3 of the Emergency Contingency Plan was drawn up for the ...
by dtaai-maai
Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:23 pm
Forum: Entertainment Zone
Topic: Mornington Crescent - Round 2
Replies: 59
Views: 5582

Actually, it was "Home, home on the range...", but it's quite clear that you don't appreciate a finely honed male voice choir when you hear one. George was sent away because he was singing flat. Interesting that your ex boss'es (grammar help, please...) Ferrarri was last seen on the bypass...
by dtaai-maai
Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:47 pm
Forum: Ask The Expats
Topic: Safety Deposit Boxes
Replies: 5
Views: 784

mil_dos wrote:Not to worry, activating Plan B.
Under the mattress...? :D
by dtaai-maai
Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:39 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Not very funny
Replies: 226
Views: 17853

Re: jokes

whats got ,two thumbs,speaks fluent french,and likes head ? MOIR. :oops: Sorry John, I've obviously suffered a sense of humour failure - can you explain please? :oops: I think John's fluent French temporarily let him down - he meant "moi"... Still not very funny though! :thumb: Of course,...
by dtaai-maai
Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:46 pm
Forum: Life In Thailand, Opinion & Relationships
Topic: Part-time living in Thailand
Replies: 5
Views: 1136

Gunner, you don't need any visa for a stay of 30 days or less. A tourist visa gets you 60 days.
by dtaai-maai
Sun Aug 12, 2007 12:06 am
Forum: Entertainment Zone
Topic: Mornington Crescent - Round 2
Replies: 59
Views: 5582

1. The strong black seems to have done the trick... 2. It did, however, mention that I (as a Suffolk lass) should proceed, at least once, to a station bearing the name of a town within the county of which I was born. VS 1. Yes, I'd heard something to that effect... 2. A Suffolk lass? And here am I,...
by dtaai-maai
Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:04 pm
Forum: Entertainment Zone
Topic: Mornington Crescent - Round 2
Replies: 59
Views: 5582

VS, rest assured you were "handled" with respect.

I don't know, I keep getting whisked back into the centre of town, and I hate it. All those people, the traffic, the noise. Time for some fresh air and fun - no, not Blackpool -

Richmond
by dtaai-maai
Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:06 pm
Forum: Entertainment Zone
Topic: Mornington Crescent - Round 2
Replies: 59
Views: 5582

Condoking wrote:

I direct you onwards, not to the lighter of the blues but to the darker side, which I sense suits you better, where you are guaranteed to get your big top off, the ONE the ONLY Oxford Circus.
By the way, nice one.
by dtaai-maai
Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:04 pm
Forum: Entertainment Zone
Topic: Mornington Crescent - Round 2
Replies: 59
Views: 5582

Bloody hell, the game's suddenly gone mad.

I'm a bit flustered, so forgive me if I go and calm down at


Gospel Oak
by dtaai-maai
Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:59 pm
Forum: Entertainment Zone
Topic: Mornington Crescent - Round 2
Replies: 59
Views: 5582

"Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself." Mark Twain.


A stunning move.

I can only go to London Bridge.
by dtaai-maai
Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:49 pm
Forum: Speaking Thai
Topic: Transliteration - When will they get it even close?
Replies: 32
Views: 4403

I've even found myself acting as interpreter between a Norwegian and a Thai, all of us speaking English. The problem is that most Norwegians only learn English, German and French in school and many students are really lazy. We should all learn to speak and write at least 4 different languages. Whic...
by dtaai-maai
Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:28 pm
Forum: Entertainment Zone
Topic: Mornington Crescent - Round 2
Replies: 59
Views: 5582

I don't know, this game's like a London bus. You wait for a reply, then half a dozen come at once.

Okay, Prof, you beat me to it, but I'm sticking with Tooting Bec.
by dtaai-maai
Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:25 pm
Forum: Entertainment Zone
Topic: Mornington Crescent - Round 2
Replies: 59
Views: 5582

Prof Numb : The Mousetrap? Oh, come on! Everybody knows the butler did it. How many people know who was miserable? No contest. But Leicester Square was cunning, I'll give you that. JD : Welcome to the game, but, damnit, you're obviously an old hand. You're right, though, the carpets in the Waterloo...