Not very funny
Not very funny
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch,
"Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.
Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies,
"It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.
It is,however,the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
Now wipe that smile off your face!
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch,
"Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.
Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies,
"It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.
It is,however,the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
Now wipe that smile off your face!
Last edited by Jockey on Tue Jul 11, 2006 7:53 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Two flies land on top of a box of cornflakes and one starts running up and down from one side to the other and back agains. The other one says "what the hell are you doing that for?". The reply was "it says tear down the dotted line".
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Maybe, I first heard it in Dad's Army. They often used other peoples one liners.Jaime wrote:This is bad (pretty sure it's a Tommy Cooper gag!)
I see you have moved again. Is it possible that you could now be a neighbour of Wayne Rooney?
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A guy goes out with his new girlfriend for a meal. They both place their orders and after some small talk the first course is delivered to the table.
The guy suddenly puts his head down in his lap and starts muttering which then leads to what appears to an argument with himself.
He then says "Shut up talking bollocks" and lifts his head up and carries on with his starter.
The guy suddenly puts his head down in his lap and starts muttering which then leads to what appears to an argument with himself.
He then says "Shut up talking bollocks" and lifts his head up and carries on with his starter.
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