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by Homer
Wed Aug 22, 2018 2:03 pm
Forum: Motoring
Topic: Electric Cars
Replies: 284
Views: 17097

Re: Electric Cars

handdrummer wrote:
Tue Aug 21, 2018 6:12 pm
Why would I want to pay 150 bht for the first 2 km, rather than 35 bht?
Only you know why you would :)

Some would because they think they're doing their share to save the planet.
by Homer
Wed Aug 22, 2018 9:44 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 558
Views: 6303

Re: Limerick Thread

He had a real strange dream last night
He dreamed that left was right
Now this might not feel strange to you
If you've had a martini or two
Otherwise it's a terrible fright
by Homer
Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:08 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 558
Views: 6303

Re: Limerick Thread

I was surprised by a huge centipede
So my current path I did cede
As I stepped to one side
Past he did glide
by Homer
Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:52 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 558
Views: 6303

Re: Limerick Thread

I was surprised by a huge centipede
by Homer
Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:40 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 558
Views: 6303

Re: Limerick Thread

dtaai-maai wrote:
Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:35 am
Said 'sod it' and switched on the telly
LOL
by Homer
Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:31 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 558
Views: 6303

Re: Limerick Thread

Sitting here contemplating my belly
Which looked like a huge wobbly jelly
Then I looked in the mirror.
Saw a life of error
by Homer
Mon Aug 20, 2018 3:26 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 558
Views: 6303

Re: Limerick Thread

She liked her coffee sweet, hot and strong
As long as it didn’t come with a pong
If you serve her tea
by Homer
Sun Aug 19, 2018 10:35 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 558
Views: 6303

Re: Limerick Thread

Prince Norbert sure liked his wenches
Preferably from behind over benches
But he had to be careful of splinters
And wear woolly knickers in winters
For comfort until he unclenches
by Homer
Sun Aug 19, 2018 5:31 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 558
Views: 6303

Re: Limerick Thread

Rugby the game played in Heaven
And the backs on each team numbers seven
The players are quite hunky
Their attitudes spunky
by Homer
Sun Aug 19, 2018 3:19 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 558
Views: 6303

Re: Limerick Thread

I like to go down to the pub
Not for my mates and not for the grub
But just for the beer
That gives me cheer
by Homer
Sun Aug 19, 2018 2:45 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 558
Views: 6303

Re: Limerick Thread

I like to go down to the pub
Not for my mates and not for the grub
by Homer
Sun Aug 19, 2018 2:24 pm
Forum: Sports Fans
Topic: The rarest baseball play happened yesterday
Replies: 14
Views: 278

Re: The rarest baseball play happened yesterday

One type of triple play has either never happened, or it wasn't documented, or there is no evidence to support someone who said it did. The 3 outs would happen without a fielder touching the ball. It starts with players on first and second. Batter hits a high fly ball, on a trajectory to land in the...
by Homer
Sun Aug 19, 2018 2:04 pm
Forum: Sports Fans
Topic: The rarest baseball play happened yesterday
Replies: 14
Views: 278

Re: The rarest baseball play happened yesterday

I dont understand you say with 2 outs the batter struck out--well that ends the innings. Not if the catcher doesn't catch the pitch in certain situations: On an uncaught third strike with (1) no runner on first base, or (2) with a runner on first base and two outs, the batter immediately becomes a ...
by Homer
Sun Aug 19, 2018 11:36 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 558
Views: 6303

Re: Limerick Thread

A perverted clown from Berlin
Had an evil and twisted grin
Police said he was lewd
and often quite rude
We could arrest you on a whim
by Homer
Sun Aug 19, 2018 10:13 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 558
Views: 6303

Re: Limerick Thread

A perverted clown from Berlin
Had an evil and twisted grin
Police said he was lewd