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by Homer
Sun Aug 19, 2018 5:31 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 513
Views: 5843

Re: Limerick Thread

Rugby the game played in Heaven
And the backs on each team numbers seven
The players are quite hunky
Their attitudes spunky
by Homer
Sun Aug 19, 2018 3:19 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 513
Views: 5843

Re: Limerick Thread

I like to go down to the pub
Not for my mates and not for the grub
But just for the beer
That gives me cheer
by Homer
Sun Aug 19, 2018 2:45 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 513
Views: 5843

Re: Limerick Thread

I like to go down to the pub
Not for my mates and not for the grub
by Homer
Sun Aug 19, 2018 2:24 pm
Forum: Sports Fans
Topic: The rarest baseball play happened yesterday
Replies: 10
Views: 170

Re: The rarest baseball play happened yesterday

One type of triple play has either never happened, or it wasn't documented, or there is no evidence to support someone who said it did. The 3 outs would happen without a fielder touching the ball. It starts with players on first and second. Batter hits a high fly ball, on a trajectory to land in the...
by Homer
Sun Aug 19, 2018 2:04 pm
Forum: Sports Fans
Topic: The rarest baseball play happened yesterday
Replies: 10
Views: 170

Re: The rarest baseball play happened yesterday

I dont understand you say with 2 outs the batter struck out--well that ends the innings. Not if the catcher doesn't catch the pitch in certain situations: On an uncaught third strike with (1) no runner on first base, or (2) with a runner on first base and two outs, the batter immediately becomes a ...
by Homer
Sun Aug 19, 2018 11:36 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 513
Views: 5843

Re: Limerick Thread

A perverted clown from Berlin
Had an evil and twisted grin
Police said he was lewd
and often quite rude
We could arrest you on a whim
by Homer
Sun Aug 19, 2018 10:13 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 513
Views: 5843

Re: Limerick Thread

A perverted clown from Berlin
Had an evil and twisted grin
Police said he was lewd
by Homer
Sun Aug 19, 2018 9:49 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 513
Views: 5843

Re: Limerick Thread

A perverted clown from Berlin
by Homer
Sun Aug 19, 2018 9:39 am
Forum: Feeding Time
Topic: Moon 94
Replies: 0
Views: 149

Moon 94

Thai food mostly, some western, and western breakfasts. Been twice in the last few weeks for Thai food, will return. Good food, good value. As you'd expect in an area with few tourists, the food is closer to Thai food for Thais than Thai food for tourists. Soi 94, just east of the gas station, betwe...
by Homer
Sun Aug 19, 2018 9:25 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 513
Views: 5843

Re: Limerick Thread

There was an old lady from Leicester
A no nonesense product of yesteryear
In public she was prim
But at home she was grim
Until she'd drank enough beer
by Homer
Sun Aug 19, 2018 8:51 am
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 513
Views: 5843

Re: Limerick Thread

There was an old lady from Leicester
A no nonesense product of yesteryear
In public she was prim
by Homer
Sat Aug 18, 2018 10:49 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 513
Views: 5843

Re: Limerick Thread

To write a good lim'rick is fun
Be it quip, innuendo or pun
There's great satisfaction
From a humor transaction
by Homer
Sat Aug 18, 2018 10:36 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 513
Views: 5843

Re: Limerick Thread

To write a good lim'rick is fun
Be it quip, innuendo or pun
It tickles your brain
by Homer
Sat Aug 18, 2018 9:32 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 513
Views: 5843

Re: Limerick Thread

There was an old man who farted
The sound weakened the fainthearted
by Homer
Sat Aug 18, 2018 7:02 pm
Forum: Foo
Topic: Limerick Thread
Replies: 513
Views: 5843

Re: Limerick Thread

Rob and his wife were like chalk and cheese
He was selfish, she liked to please