Insults of the World
Insults of the World
Came across a few German insults and they are fabulous. I shall be adopting some of these into my speech.
Arschgeige (butt violin)
Someone who doesn’t perform a particular task very well
Arsch mit ohren (butt with ears)
a complete ignoramus.
Evolutionsbremse (evolutionary break)
an unintelligent person whose very existence on Earth hinders the advancement of the human species, so to speak.
Hosenscheißer (trouser-poopers)
cowards.
Spargeltarzan (asparagus tarzan)
someone who is thin and gangly.
Teletubbyzurückwinker (someone who waves back at teletubbies)
someone who isn’t too bright.
Any of you well-travelled stinkstiefel have any good insults in your arsenal.
Arschgeige (butt violin)
Someone who doesn’t perform a particular task very well
Arsch mit ohren (butt with ears)
a complete ignoramus.
Evolutionsbremse (evolutionary break)
an unintelligent person whose very existence on Earth hinders the advancement of the human species, so to speak.
Hosenscheißer (trouser-poopers)
cowards.
Spargeltarzan (asparagus tarzan)
someone who is thin and gangly.
Teletubbyzurückwinker (someone who waves back at teletubbies)
someone who isn’t too bright.
Any of you well-travelled stinkstiefel have any good insults in your arsenal.
I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.
- dtaai-maai
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I really should watch the monty python movies...
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"I blow my nose at you!" Love it.
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Really worth watching.
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Hmmm.. "I fart in your general direction.." got me!!
And "lost" - you most definitely need to watch the Python movies (rather than the Horror/Gore Shite you have wet dreams over.. )... "The Life of Brian" and "The Meaning of Life" both superb (and both banned at times in various countries).
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Bit harsh.rather than the Horror/Gore Shite you have wet dreams over..
Just admit it Petey. They're too scary wary for you.
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DAMN YOU!! How do you expect me to sleep now?
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I'm with you, pharvey. I tried to watch The Addams Family the other day. Terrifying!!
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"Du hues e Fuerz am Kapp" means that you have a fart in your head in Luxembourgish.
That must be pretty useless knowledge to most people but I work in Luxembourg and save it for use occasionally to reply to emails.
That must be pretty useless knowledge to most people but I work in Luxembourg and save it for use occasionally to reply to emails.
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I'll bet that e-mail makes interesting reading
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Brainfart. Common lingo in my neck of the woods.
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Warmduscher = meaning a wimp (literally someone who has to have hot water to shower)