
I came up with the idea this morning, but I have no idea about any word yet. Thinking.... Have fun. Pete

When I lived in Scotland many years ago, I thought they'd picked up some Yorkshire slang. Brought up in Hull, 'clarty midden' was in common use as was 'bairns'!
Ahh but I didn't specify if one, or many!!
No one should have to suffer from lack of nookie if married. I realize that many do but it's not a requirement.