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who would you want to be in a pickle with?

Bear Grylls
3
33%
Survivorman
0
No votes
Ray Mears
5
56%
Any of the above as long as they did the work
1
11%
 
Total votes: 9

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Post by sandman67 »

Heres an odd one for debate, especially as it seems we have a few survival set up members:

Theres a scad of these survival programs on at the mo. I quite like all of them, and each presenter gets votes one way or another.

First up theres the now omni-present Bear Grylls. Now the fact that hes ex-regiment stands him in good stead by any chalk. I like his enthusiasm and downright sod this lets do it madness, but hes getting a wee bit too hollywood / extreme sportsy for me now. He also does downright stupid stuff on his show like saying its a good idea to go down potholes and cave systems to get to somewhere.... I learned that you consider going underground only when theres no other option at all. Bears become too much of a performing seal.

Then theres Survivorman (leaps small ravines, lights small campfires with his lazer beam gaze etc ect). Hes this little hippyish scruffy chubby Canadian woodsman grunger bloke who gets dropped off in hell and has 7 days before his crew picks him up. I like the blokes style, and I like his idea for the show....what would you do if you were shipwrecked on an island, etc. Its practical realistic stuff. He really does get screwed up sometimes too. He cheats and leaves stuff in his pockets tho...mind you so would I.

But my fave is and always will be Ray Mears. He just has a deep love of his skills and their history, and a deep connection with the environments hes in. You can tell he loves every minute of his stuff. And he convinces me that these are things that we should still remember how to do. Rays well chubby from too much real ale and pies, but still yomps faster than a goat on speed. Problem is Ray seems to love crappy rainy weather too much for my liking. He has a centre in.....Wales.

So

thoughts anyone?

See in a proper pickle I reckon this would happen:

Sandy and Bear.....sandy gets killed falling off a cliff or drowned down an old mine

Sandy and Survivorman......both cough to stashing stuff, spend 7 days getting wrecked listening to Nirvana and die of dehydration.

Sandy and Ray...... out of the problem in 10 minutes flat and its pies and a pint in the pub by lunchtime.

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I picked Ray as he's a chubby chap like myself...
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Didn't see Jessica Alba in the poll, and wasn't survivorman busted for staying in hotels when the cameras went off?

Have to say Bear since I don't know the other, but like what you say about him :cheers:
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Funny SM67!

Did anyone see the "Man vs Wild" episode with Will Ferrel? Funny! He (Ferrel) said at the end that Bear Grylls was hardcore 'off camera' and helped 'get his shit together' and sort it out.

Fair enough! I won't argue with an ex SAS man/climbed Mount Everest along with the rest etc.

Bear Grylls does have panache. Ray Mears is also good but has not got the same charisma.

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Its got to be Ray Mears. :thumb:


Never seen Survivor man and think Bear (wheres the nearest hotel) Grylls is a bit to wild, in the wild.
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Never heard of any of them... :?
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Post by Khundon1975 »

SM

This is a good one.

For me it has to be Ray Mears, he shows a real understanding of survival ship in most environments and he does it all in a way I enjoy.

I recently enjoyed his two programmes with that great Aussie Les Giddens (Bush Tucker Man) who I have followed for more years than I care to remember.

When they were together, they both learnt things from each other and seemed happy and eager to learn more, without the macho crap the other two resort to.

Ok, Ray will never be seen swinging across ravines or diving into river rapids but that is not what survival in the wilderness is all about.

It has to be Ray Mears for me, the others are showmen, who, when the cameras stop rolling, jump into a 5* bed with all mod cons.

Beside he is a lot fatter than the others and in a real fix, when killed and spit roasted, would last for many many meals. :twisted:

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I'm with HHfarang on this one..completely out of the loop.. :shock:
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Sorry to my Aussie buds.....forgot about old Bush Tucker Man. We used to worship him at Uni......mad as a hat and wears a mad hat. Not one ounce of feminine side in him. The aussie we all want to be.

Still....the result of that encounter would be

Sandy and Bush Tucker Man = BTM walks off and leaves "the whinging pom poofter" after three days of Sandy refusing to eat grubs. Sandy dies trying to catch a wild pig using a big stick and his steel toed boots and gets eaten, BTM then eats the pig with a snake and black widow side salad and a bottle of rather cheeky Canabanga Cab Sav.

Survivorman is just too much on the "save the environment" wagon for me.... he whines endlesley about killing scorpions and refuses to tackle anything bigger than a squirrel. Me..... if its furry and moves its dinner as far as im concerned......and spiders/snakes and scorpions are just moving targets for the boot.

We'd just end up arguing about meat is murder Id expect.

That and hes a real stoner. Me and him....we are stuffed.

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