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'I'll keep a look-out for that twat who keeps making us do emergency stops!'
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"I hope thats a gun barrel I can feel in my back"... :shock:
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And in response to reports of WW2 era rocket firing on the Cambodian Border, the Thai Army today rolled out its new secret weapon.... the Dumb and Dumber Bomb.

"Some say its a bit like a Scud on wheels" said Army spokesman Maj-Gen Tinpot "but it must be good because the Brits said it costs 50 million baht each and has a range of 10 million miles!"

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OK Guys, this week's competition is closed for judging.
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Only 17 entries this week, although the high standard of responses was still present. This was the first week that the winner was the same with each of the judges. After checking the judges scorecards, the results are:

5th Randy Cornhole with "I hope that's a gun barrel I can feel in my back"

4th STEVE G with "I'll keep a look-out for that twat who keeps making us do emergency stops!"

3rd richard with "There is no way you are going to bring that jumbo down"

2nd Randy Cornhole (again) with "How could you leave the tank at home? This is so embarrassing...!!!"


1st place goes to lindosfan 1 with "Any of you lot fart and I will do wheelies" :clap: :clap: :bow: :bow: :dance:



Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next week to those who didn't win.

lindosfan 1, you now have until 23:59 on 7 Mar 10 to post next week's entry.
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:oops:
Thank you BB.
Here is this weeks picture if I can get it uploaded correctly :oops: Image
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'Did you tighten his brake cable again?'
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"Which smart arse buried my front wheel?"
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Hes got a cute bum
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'Does my bum look big in these trendy baggy shorts?'

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What guys do now to woo a girl
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Is that what Dad means when he says "arse over tit"?
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'Ha ha ha, I love coming to the park when the Invisible man's out sunbathing'...!
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Wait for it girls, in a second we'll be able to see up his shorts.
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Thanks lindosfan - very quick off the mark this week :D

Judging will take place 12 Mar 10.

7 entries already, I can see competition will be keen this week - good luck everybody.
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