Best of the Rest of the World
Re: China Coronavirus (Covid-19)
Mods, feel free to move it to general dross if you so wish, before someone throws a hissy fit.
WHO upgrades five second rule to three “Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
Re: Best of the Rest of the World
The kid I hired to clean up the poo in my garden just realised I don't have a dog. Gonna need to find a new kid.
#notoiletpaper
#notoiletpaper
I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.
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Re: China Coronavirus (Covid-19)
I'd like to be offended, but I haven't the foggiest idea what you're on about!
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Re: China Coronavirus (Covid-19)
The 'five second rule' is...dtaai-maai wrote: ↑Mon Mar 16, 2020 5:59 pmI'd like to be offended, but I haven't the foggiest idea what you're on about!
Any unpackaged food item you drop on the floor, sweets, meats and the like, has 5 seconds to be picked up before it is deemed uneatable due to bacteria. A well known urban myth.
I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.
Re: Best of the Rest of the World
Might come in handy at a quiz night in the future..
The five-second rule, sometimes also the ten-second rule, is a food hygiene myth that states that there is a defined window where it is permissible to pick up food (or sometimes cutlery) after it has been dropped and thus exposed to contamination.
Feel free to be mightily offended
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The five-second rule, sometimes also the ten-second rule, is a food hygiene myth that states that there is a defined window where it is permissible to pick up food (or sometimes cutlery) after it has been dropped and thus exposed to contamination.
Feel free to be mightily offended
Crossed posts with Lost in Europe
“Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
Re: Best of the Rest of the World
I know...You slipped up with your mobile phone screenshot a few days ago. Sherlock aint got sh&t on me.
“Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
Re: Best of the Rest of the World
So 'Europe' it is then...
I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.
Re: Best of the Rest of the World
When you were part of it yes.
“Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
Re: Best of the Rest of the World
Gotta say this is a new one for me. Have had forum members stalking my threads many a time.
Never had forum members stalking my whereabouts.
Creepy.
I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.
Re: Best of the Rest of the World
Maybe i'm just a pedant for minor details.
“Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
Re: Best of the Rest of the World
Didn't want to put this on the serious coronavirus thread. But it's good to have an employer that looks after your health...
Isis issues corona virus advice
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/isis ... -5m89dvjjw
Isis issues corona virus advice
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/isis ... -5m89dvjjw