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Fill 'er up, please and give the windscreen a wipe.
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Ellie.jpg
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To think that cleaning insects from my windscreen used to be my biggest problem
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What's the last thing you see when an elephant hits your windscreen?
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What's the last thing you say when an elephant hits your windscreen?
Oh my God, would you look at the size of that thing!
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What's the last thing you feel when an elephant hits your windscreen?
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Trunk and Disorderly
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Doesn't he know that the mating season isn't until June?
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Bull bars don`t bar bulls
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Giving the term "Car Jacking" a whole new meaning!
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"I lub you long time".
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Miranda, you are the one with the map! I said avoid all trunk roads :roll:
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Wind your window darling and you will feel just like I do, when you come home pi@@ed and try to stick it in my ear.
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Jumbo enters saloon
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