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Merry Christmas
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When they told me I was going to Boot Camp, I was expecting to get new boots...
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The sweat isn't from exercise
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Santa was hot, but Santa's Cheerleader was even hotter.
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Not allowed I know

Santa had a 'bummer' of a headache after going down the chimney to John Smiths brewery and was sure he was seeing things
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Throw your hands in the air like you just don't care!
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With any luck, one of those Santa's is going to have a VERY MERRY Christmas.
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Ladyboys in training with Santa Boot Camp so they can learn how best to surprise the big kids.
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For the fifth year running Dave is the first to falter in the 'Fittest Santa Competition' ... and for the fifth year running claims the booby prize.
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As anyone seen my shopping bag? It's white, quite small, it's got strap handles and there's two Christmas puds in it.
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Less than 4 days to go with a two week competition, and not many entries :cry: . Time to bump it - c'mon guys, get your thinking caps on.
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OK Santas', 2015 is going to be fast and furious in Santa's' workshops.
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Santa's stocking fillers were much more interesting this year.
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Yes its the same after every christmas day. Santa school has to get their personal trainer, Holly Berry, to get the Santas back in shape. They get so fat after consuming gallons of sherry and mince pies.
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This little Vixen was neither a Dancer nor Prancer but she was a Donna
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