Caption Competition

[richard]

This year it wasn't Rudolph who had a red nose

[Ginjaninja]

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[pharvey]

Santa wasn't convinced with the new "Google Maps Pointer".....

[Jimbob]

Santa didn't know the story of the Emperor's new clothes as he displayed his new light weight playing kit

[pharvey]

Quentin Tarantino's take on "Santa Clause - The Movie" had mixed reviews.....

[Frank Hovis]

Rude Dolph the purple veined queer.

[pharvey]

^ Careful Frank, some on this forum would class that as sexist, "colourist", homophobic and dare I say badspellerist........

[Frank Hovis]

A semi-naked Santa appeared on Chigwell High Street today. At least three people had a stroke but one woman said her hands were full of Christmas presents at the time.

[Siani]

With Christmas rapidly approaching, Superstore Iceland stepped up their TV commercial featuring a more "risqué" Peter Andre!

[Siani]

That reminds me I must add Chipolata sausage and Brussels sprouts to my shopping list.

[Siani]

Santa points the way to the north pole

[Siani]

No, it's not that cold. ...my baubles haven't dropped off yet ho ho ho!

[Big Boy]

This week's competition has closed.

It's back to the UK judges this week, and I found out yesterday that today is Christmas Party day. That also means tomorrow there may be some absentees tomorrow also. Could be another easy one for DM

[Big Boy]

Well, what can I say? This has never happened before - only 1 UK judge has responded this week.

I'm not sure if they're throwing their toys out of the pram because of the guest judge trial, or more probable, it is a reaction to Christmas Party day.

Anyway, with only one judging form returned, the marking/collation job becomes non-existent, and DM can stand down this week - thank you anyway.

Results are imminent.

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

Only 1 UK judge this week, so he has become a virtual 'Guest Judge'

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This week's top 5 are:

5th pharvey with "Quentin Tarantino's take on "Santa Clause - The Movie" had mixed reviews....."

4th Bristolian with "Operation Yewtree becomes operation Yuletide as Santa displays his gifts in public"

3rd kendo with "The budget movie Bad Santa Flashing Jingle Balls And The Frozen Yule Log was a bit incense' a' tive to been filmed on the streets of London."

2nd richard with "Quick as a flash, it's Christmas time again"

1st place goes to Bristolian with "Everyone needs a flashing Santa at Christmas time"

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

Bristolian you now have until 23:59 on 21 Dec 14 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 2 Jan 15.

The next competition will bee a 2 weeker, and we have a guest judge, richard, who is not able to participate in this competition, or if he does, his entries will be disqualified.