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[dtaai-maai]

"Ladies and gentleman, this is your cabin manager speaking. Our flight attendants will shortly be modelling our range of duty free lingerie. Please be aware that we operate a 'you touch, you buy' policy."

[dtaai-maai]

"This is your captain speaking, we will shortly be flying over the undies - sorry, I mean Andes..."

[dtaai-maai]

If this is what we get in Economy, what the hell must be happening in 1st Class?

[richard]

Thai Airway provide a solution to allow red shirts and yellow shirts to feel comfortable flying together

[dtaai-maai]

[migrant]

The new flight attendants love to help you stow your bags

[Henry 14th]

Any chance of releasing my excess baggage?


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[migrant]

The new flotation devices on the airlines had many guys hoping for a water landing

[Dannie Boy]

Most airlines idea of a two-piece uniform is a skirt and blouse, but here at Dream Airlines we like to be a little bolder.

[Bristolian]

The men only flights to Phuket were a great success. The only issue after two weeks was that some passengers had.not disembarked.

[Bristolian]

"Patpong Airways are pleased to announce that today our cruising altitude will be 5,280 feet for the entire flight".

[JD]

We don't actually go anywhere, we just take off, go up and down, and land again.

[Bristolian]

The cunning plan to double the price of aisle seats was an overwhelming success.

[dtaai-maai]

Any chance of releasing my excess baggage?

[Bristolian]

Brunhilde, spokeswoman for the Lufthansa cabin crews, thankfully confirmed that they would not be following this trend.