Caption Competition
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- Ace
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Will they be able to see my knickers from down there?
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Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED





Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED


- migrant
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The new "fly like a pigeon ride" was real popular until Nick and Nora also imitated a pigeons "call of nature". After this spectators were seen no more
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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When he promised her a night of high excitement and screaming pleasure, this had never crossed her mind
"'The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why." - Mark Twain
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Little did they know that another 10 meters would take them low over the crocodile pit.
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I'm moving on honey, you hang out here and wait for your next boyfriend.
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Thai immigration has made extensions and 90 day reporting yet more difficult by building moats around their offices.
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- Bristolian
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Visa border crossings were more enjoyable but only one way......
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It's hard to get a drink in this country these days.
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- Bristolian
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No darling, I was not referring to you, really! The arial wire that we're riding is called a "Flying Fox"
"'The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why." - Mark Twain
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Turn on the current Sam, they've gone far enough.
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As the Telephone Organization of Thailand can't make any money from their core business, they've decided to turn their entire network of overhead cables into one huge tourist theme park.
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The 1930s version of Superman still had it's problems, how to edit out the wire and cast a more suitable superhero. Blue Lycra tights were not going to work!
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- sandman67
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The Phantom Tram Thief of Old Blackpool Town strikes again!
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"To sin by silence makes cowards of men."
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(A ukelele strumming in the background)
Im hanging from the phone lines
At the corner of the street
And Im watching all the pretty girls
Whizz by.
Eeeee missus....turned out nice again!
Im hanging from the phone lines
At the corner of the street
And Im watching all the pretty girls
Whizz by.
Eeeee missus....turned out nice again!

"Science flew men to the moon. Religion flew men into buildings."
"To sin by silence makes cowards of men."
"To sin by silence makes cowards of men."