Caption Competition

Post by **PeteC** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 8:45 pm

If you think this is long Tumelo, you should see my sister.

Post by **Big Boy** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 8:50 pm

Post by **Dannie Boy** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 8:57 pm

That's nothing, my big brother wraps his round his neck as a scarf.

Post by **Bristolian** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 8:59 pm

The Kanak warriors had heard tell of the fearsome highland warriors but the bagpipes still needed a little perfecting

Post by **arcadianagain** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 12:27 am

Thank god it doesn`t snow around these parts

Post by **Jimbob** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 7:27 am

It can get Willy cold up in the highlands

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 7:49 am

Well, we replied to one of those penis enlargement e-mails...

Post by **PeteC** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 7:52 am

After last night's caption marathon, I'm all petered out this morning.

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 7:58 am

[34 captions in 12 hours - note to self: get more penis pics]

Post by **PeteC** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 8:25 am

dtaai-maai wrote:[34 captions in 12 hours - note to self: get more penis pics]

Regardless of subject I think that it's Friday evening helps and many are well lubed, as I was. Creative juices flowing in and out.

Post by **Dannie Boy** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 9:23 am

It may look impressive from the outside but believe me I've seen it and it's only 2.1/2 inches and half a dozen wrinkles.

Post by **pharvey** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 1:13 pm

The Mahini Tribe had a unique method for pile driving.......

Post by **Nereus** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 6:38 pm

We got these nice penis gourds off the last two Pommy tourists that we ate. Silly buggers had them on their feet!

Post by **dtaai-maai** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 6:42 pm

Taller chap: "Sometimes I wish I hadn't been circumcised."

Post by **GLCQuantum** » Sat Aug 16, 2014 6:49 pm

Frank Bruno (pictured left) took up boxing shortly after coming off second best in his first sport of choice.

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