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Both divining rods pointed to the exact spot where the new tribal well will be dug.
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Get away from me with that thing you crazy ni**er. There ain't no way I'm livin' under the same roof with a man who puts a woolly on his willy. I'm goin' to church now to pray for your soul as you is one lost son of a bitch.
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Cameron and Clegg were fooling no one at the fancy dress competition....both have proven that they are equally big d*cks!
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If you don't quickly throw a tent over that thing I'm disowning you!
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Yes! we can see that you're a "Big Boy" but DM has already paid the tea money to the judges.
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Our Pa told us we should always take precautions. All we need now is a date.
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Well, the invitation said 'formal attire'...
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We're here for the cocktail party.
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Jojo, I think the Hua Hin Forum Caption Competition got hold of our Viagra as they can't seem to stop tonight.
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My dad used to say dip your toe in the water to test the temperature, well now I go one better!!
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Gay marriage was recently accepted by the tribe, but the first couple was hesitant to tie the knot.
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Before Viagra, early experimentation, for erectile dysfunction, involved the wearing of a splint. Some men were expectedly over ambitious.
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Both Aboriginal boys had auditioned for 'Jake the Peg' but the judge, uncle Rolf, had gone missing
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The Mumford brothers would have been more impressive if they weren't 1 meter tall
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