Caption Competition
- Frank Hovis
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"Why are you pushing me with a broom handle?"
"I don't have a broom!"
"I don't have a broom!"
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Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED





Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED


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I thought you were a stannah stair lift engineer
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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"Well Blanche, it looks like another steep staircase...I will try and hold on dearest
"Well, Burt, I think maybe you should hold on tight, don't let go as I cancelled my insurance policy this morning...just waiting for a new quote

"Well, Burt, I think maybe you should hold on tight, don't let go as I cancelled my insurance policy this morning...just waiting for a new quote

- pharvey
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That first step was always a tricky one...
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things" - Yma o Hyd.
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Silvia's wheelchair wasn't really designed for spiral staircases....
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things" - Yma o Hyd.
- dtaai-maai
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Little did Norman know that he was about to make the local cats' home extremely happy.
This is the way
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We'll just re-enact the movie scene when ET flies, not quite a bike but close enough dear.
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This time the ride will be much smoother thanks to the ski ramp i've installed
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- dtaai-maai
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The “Stannah Salesman of the Year” was happy to demonstrate his award winning sales techniques
"'The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why." - Mark Twain
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"Oh my God....you have just run over the cat!" 

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I don't have anything on under this blanket son, and it's very windy outside today!
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Ma'am, we'll 'drop' down you at arrivals for quick 30 day visa run before the august 12 deadline.
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"Yes sweetheart, it's the stairway to heaven
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