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"Why are you pushing me with a broom handle?"

"I don't have a broom!"
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I thought you were a stannah stair lift engineer
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"Well Blanche, it looks like another steep staircase...I will try and hold on dearest :?
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That first step was always a tricky one...
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Silvia's wheelchair wasn't really designed for spiral staircases....
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Little did Norman know that he was about to make the local cats' home extremely happy.
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We'll just re-enact the movie scene when ET flies, not quite a bike but close enough dear.
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This time the ride will be much smoother thanks to the ski ramp i've installed
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Unfortunately for Mary, it was the stuntwoman's day off.
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The “Stannah Salesman of the Year” was happy to demonstrate his award winning sales techniques
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"Oh my God....you have just run over the cat!" :shock:
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I don't have anything on under this blanket son, and it's very windy outside today!
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Ma'am, we'll 'drop' down you at arrivals for quick 30 day visa run before the august 12 deadline.
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"Yes sweetheart, it's the stairway to heaven :P "
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