Caption Competition
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This week's competition is closed.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED





Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED


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R E S U L T :
This week's top 5(6) are:
5th= Dannie Boy with "Well I used to have one but for the life of me I can't find it anymore." (18 Points)
5th= pharvey with "Sadly, Billy realised a little too late that having confidence in one's appearance could sometimes be misplaced....." (18 Points)
4th Frank Hovis with "After returning the completed job application form, Bob was confident he only had to sit back and wait for the acceptance letter to come from Michelin." (22 Points)
3rd pharvey with "Slap my thigh and ride the waves baby......." (25 Points)
2nd arcadianagain with "I don`t understand it, I always ordered a diet coke with my double Big Mac meal." (26 Points)
1st place goes to pharvey with "Geoff was quietly confident that the morning search would not result in the discovery of his subtly hidden Mars Bar......." (27 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
pharvey you now have until 23:59 on 23 Mar 14 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 28 Mar 14.
Big Boy's favourite - "I am suing McDonald's!"
This week's top 5(6) are:
5th= Dannie Boy with "Well I used to have one but for the life of me I can't find it anymore." (18 Points)
5th= pharvey with "Sadly, Billy realised a little too late that having confidence in one's appearance could sometimes be misplaced....." (18 Points)
4th Frank Hovis with "After returning the completed job application form, Bob was confident he only had to sit back and wait for the acceptance letter to come from Michelin." (22 Points)
3rd pharvey with "Slap my thigh and ride the waves baby......." (25 Points)
2nd arcadianagain with "I don`t understand it, I always ordered a diet coke with my double Big Mac meal." (26 Points)
1st place goes to pharvey with "Geoff was quietly confident that the morning search would not result in the discovery of his subtly hidden Mars Bar......." (27 Points)





Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
pharvey you now have until 23:59 on 23 Mar 14 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 28 Mar 14.
Big Boy's favourite - "I am suing McDonald's!"
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED





Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED


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I must say...
Whatever 'funniness' that I may have had in years previous, I've certainly lost completely since. I don't think I've made the top five for a year or so (certainly feels that long anywho).
Have you had any change in your judges over the last year BB? My humour doesn't seem to be existent with them right now.
Gonna have to try a different angle for the next picture...

Whatever 'funniness' that I may have had in years previous, I've certainly lost completely since. I don't think I've made the top five for a year or so (certainly feels that long anywho).
Have you had any change in your judges over the last year BB? My humour doesn't seem to be existent with them right now.

Gonna have to try a different angle for the next picture...

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Exactly the same judges. Maybe you've had a sense of humour failure 
Be assured, the judging paperwork is totally anonymous.

Be assured, the judging paperwork is totally anonymous.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED





Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED


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Whoohoo....
And for this week's...



And for this week's...


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Judges are UK based and probably CS so would not comprehend your style of humour. BB, correct me if I'm wrongGLCQuantum wrote:I must say...
Whatever 'funniness' that I may have had in years previous, I've certainly lost completely since. I don't think I've made the top five for a year or so (certainly feels that long anywho).
Have you had any change in your judges over the last year BB? My humour doesn't seem to be existent with them right now.![]()
Gonna have to try a different angle for the next picture...
RICHARD OF LOXLEY
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
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He thinks he's breast feeding
RICHARD OF LOXLEY
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
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They told Dave he wouldn't feel a thing, but he felt a right Charlie
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I used to be reluctant to visit the dentist, but not anymore.
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This breast therapy doesn't help at all. I still hate the dentist. Now if I could have this set up for brushing my teeth each morning, I could learn to live with it!
I wouldn't have to manage my anger if people could learn to mange their stupidity!
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I'm not sure about the anaesthetic, I can't feel a thing but I can't hear anything either!!
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"I said I wanted two babes in a bed".
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After 25 visits to the dentist in a month Chen remembered he had dentures
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Dentist to patient "Your doing well, not long now, almost done"
Patient to Dentist "Please don't hurry, I am quite happy and comfortable, so take your time"
Patient to Dentist "Please don't hurry, I am quite happy and comfortable, so take your time"
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Dentist: "Yes, I can see a slight problem with right B and left G".