Caption Competition

[migrant]

May not have started out, but it's soon to be the Nutcracker Suite

[Big Boy]

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[Jimbob]

Oh you exhibitist. But you don't know what lurks under this Tutu..do you

[Jimbob]

Albert, I have no intention turning around and bending over.

[Frank Hovis]

Not bad, but my last dance partner had one this big.

[dtaai-maai]

Ah, so that's why they call you Big Boy!

[Big Boy]

This week's competition has now closed.

Frank's entry Tue Sep 10, 2013 3:23 pm was disqualified, and will not be presented to the judges

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

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Judges are back to full strength this week. This week's top 5:

5th dtaai-maai with "You're not supposed to pull the condom over your legs as well." (25 Points)

4th dtaai-maai with "Are you going to throw me properly this time, or will it just be another lazy lob?" (27 Points)

3rd ridgeydidge.au with "...but you told me it was this big!" (32 Points)

2nd migrant with "Stacy couldn't jump as high as others so Gunther thought a step would help" (41 Points)

1st place goes to migrant with "May not have started out, but it's soon to be the Nutcracker Suite" (46 Points)

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
migrant you now have until 23:59 on 15 Sept 13 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 20 Sept 13.

Big Boy's favourite - "Are you going to throw me properly this time, or will it just be another lazy lob?"

[Frank Hovis]

Frank's entry Tue Sep 10, 2013 3:23 pm was disqualified, and will not be presented to the judges

My own fault for not checking previous entries properly. Sorry.

[Bristolian]

Frank's entry Tue Sep 10, 2013 3:23 pm was disqualified, and will not be presented to the judges

My own fault for not checking previous entries properly. Sorry.

A small amount of tea money could still solve the problem Frank. BB seem to be open to financial discussions with the judges....only a suggestion

[Frank Hovis]

I'm sure the thought never crossed my mind.

[migrant]

Ummm Frank, we could work something out....

But just in case submitted for the twisted minds

[Jimbob]

I always like to be in the bath with a magazine, baby oil, and a shaggy friend

[Dannie Boy]

The big ones got quite a recoil on it, whereas the pink one just vibrates.

[Frank Hovis]

Women and children in the Ba'ath party take up arms in the struggle against the Afghans.