DVD Girl on 2nd Floor in Market Villa

[caller]

Do we need to arrange a brutal Muay Thai fight for you gentlemen to settle the scores?

Now that sounds like a good idea - army v navy - can we take bets?

[MrPlum]

Do we need to arrange a brutal Muay Thai fight for you gentlemen to settle the scores?

Fisticuffs is for the young. 18 holes, he can name the course.

Now that sounds like a good idea - army v navy - can we take bets?

Sharp. It's a no-contest. I'd down the avowed non-drinker with a flagon of his home-made grog, before the demolition expert could rig my exploding underpants.

[sargeant]

I asked the questions because they were necessary i was surprised stunned in fact that the mods did not kill the very first post
again you wriggle and squirm there is NO NIL double standard i am legally married to my wife and was legally divorced from my ex wife
I do not post on anyone presumptions rumour or slanderous gossip as you did against a mere aquaintance to say nothing of her husband who you knew but did not even know he was her husband in other words you did not know them very well at all

keep digging with luck you may pull the soil over your head

SO MrPlum let us see you wriggle and squirm your way out of this

I ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE 18 holes of golf (which i have offered on numerous occasions before and you have refused)

Fort Dhanarat golf course i will sign you in as a guest any date before the end of this month (edit not 25/26th visa and market village run) to stop your inevitable BS of a date in 2050 that wont be met maybe Buksi or Lomu could come along as referees

Oh and you can explain to my caddie why you think i should change her (NOW that will be fun to watch)

Dont be a p***K just because i make it does not mean i drink it you always presume to much probably based on your own sewer deep values

and Norseman she was not just another girl in paradise she was a person who with her husband were ordinary members of the public minding their own business but then singled out for totally unwarranted gossip and attention

Dannie Boy i dont question mods they edit me with gay abandon i am sure they should have locked it long before it was moved to FOO which was when it should have been certainly LOCKED IMHO

[MrPlum]

SO MrPlum let us see you wriggle and squirm your way out of this

Shut up you daft army cannon-fodder. I suggested it. Just accept it.

Fort Dhanarat golf course i will sign you in as a guest any date before the end of this month to stop your inevitable BS of a date in 2050 that wont be met maybe Buksi or Lomu could come along as referees

Just commit to a sporting handshake when we meet and another when I thrash you by the 12th. If you can't do that then forget it. Ask anyone you like to join us. I'm available Monday or any morning. Early starts are fine. Make sure your pacemaker has batteries.

Oh and you can explain to my caddie why you think i should change her (NOW that will be fun to watch)

What???? If you need to bring your wife along to dab away your tears, it's ok.

Dont be a p***K just because i make it does not mean i drink it you always presume to much probably based on your own sewer deep values

It is you who is presuming. Your drinking it is irrelevant as far as breaking Thailand's alcohol laws is concerned. It's just one more example of your double standards. Remember stating that if YOU have to obey the laws of Thailand so should everyone else and that you would stitch up anyone you found working illegally? I know quite a few good people, trying to take care of families in Hua Hin, who do not deserve to be stitched up by such stupid regimented rigidity. Now I see you don't really care about the Laws of Thailand at all.

See you on the first tee. And try and promise this time not to spend 4 chuffing hours sounding off about 9-11.

Once it is over, it is over. No more baiting. No more aggression. No more stupid argument on the forum. Deal?

Army v Navy. Just one concession to the elderly. You can wear your bicycle clips.

[Terry]

Oooh how I wish I could witness this one

Unfortunately still stuck in Hanoi

Must say though, that I've enjoyed this bout of mud slinging juvenile shite, between these two aging chaps.

Now boys - make sure that you act in a gentlemanly manner on that golf course

May it result in some decorum returning to the forum............................

[sargeant]

0830 19th of this month suit thats friday confirm if it suits you and i will book the tee times

and say thankyou for signing you in as a guest and saving you money

matchplay NO handicap (i wouldnt trust yours in klingons of years) just to let you know i have played three whole rounds of golf in 7 years and been to the driving range tommorrow ish maybe

Handshakes obligatory

anybody want to come and make up a fourball first come first served

No 4 hours of 9/11 agreed although 4 years of your CT/9/11/alternative crap seems a hard deal to swallow and hardly equal

NO trying to sell me your enamas
but we could discuss my herbal remedies i take every day

But never mind if my wife does arrive i wont tell her who you are then i wont have to dry your tears as you will need to massage your balls down from your ears if i did

Once it is over, it is over. No more baiting. No more aggression. No more stupid argument on the forum. Deal?

That is also agreed but if i post questions to your posts and you ignore/fail to answer, it will be null and void and full warpaint will commence again, in other words debate or NO deal and that must apply to all members not just me DEAL?
And while we negotiate this NOBEL winning peace deal NO MORE slagging and slandering of the honourable medical profession. Promote alternative if you wish but do NOT do it by making scurulous accusations keep orthodox and alternative medicine seperate

Finally FOR YOUR OWN GOOD HEALTH leave my wife out of it
or i will tell her

[MrPlum]

if i post questions to your posts and you ignore/fail to answer, it will be null and void and full warpaint will commence again, in other words debate or NO deal and that must apply to all members not just me DEAL?

You have got to be kidding. You have just killed any peace offering stone-dead.

I know you are desperate to have someone to talk to but forcing another member to answer you when your posts are illiterate, aggressive, argumentative, juvenile, forests of dancing icons, beggars belief. I create many topics. If I were to respond to every poster I'd be at it all day. I also have significant differences of viewpoints with you. There is NO meeting of minds. You do understand that?

And while we negotiate this NOBEL winning peace deal NO MORE slagging and slandering of the honourable medical profession.

Another totally unreasonable request. I will avoid personal slanging matches with YOU. That is IT. The best way to do it is if I ignore you and you ignore me. If you are so ready to dab on war-paint, all it tells me is you are incapable of either tolerance or self-control.

There was no need for you to get so carried away and expand this beyond dissolving personal animosity. For you to do so tells me you are not seriously interested in peace. Only in curtailing my 'heresy'.

If you want members to talk to you, remove some of the shrapnel from your noggin and create topics of your own, instead of nit-picking mine to death in angry rants.

Your deal is unacceptable.

[sargeant]

So let us all understand this YOU and ONLY YOU can lay down terms and conditions

I HAVE MET ALL of your conditions

YOU REFUSE ALL of mine

It is OBVIOUS you have no intention of being reasonable at all it is just another Plum facade to get your butt out of the hole you have dug for yourself

and as always with you it is NOT DEBATE/NEGOTIATE its YOU TELL and everyone MUST AGREE 2 words for that from me P**S off

NOW the members can see you in all your ARROGANCE

I have offered on numerous occasions a game of golf to ease the tension which you refused again and again. I call your bluff and again you are not man enough to meet the challenge it is not and has not been me that has maintained the bitterness it is you and only you

members can see it quite plainly now ---Keep digging the hole

SO MrPlum let us see you wriggle and squirm your way out of this

they have seen it now

the game of golf is still on offer but not solely on your conditions offer up something to me and just maybe we could agree i am not holding my breath

[Lev]

I think I speak for the rest of the forum when I say we've just about reached our tolerance limit of your childish bickering and wasting of our bandwidth so pleaasssseeeeeeeeeee just get the gloves on and duke it out like gentlemen.

[sateeb]

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What a pair of Muppets

[MrPlum]

[Arcadian]

Wouldn`t it be funny if they met and quite liked each other.

[caller]

Anyone gonna film it?

[migrant]

Who's the seconds??

[Arcadian]

Who's the seconds??

Manbags at dawn?