Caption Competition

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Gwendoline loved the feeling of the wind rushing through her hair
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The kick start on her is absolutely awesome!
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It's the only throbbing beast she's gonna get between her thighs.
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Here is the last picture of tragic Darren and his bike before Big Bertha's Butt sucked them up.
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In the morning, he will regret saying “one for the road guys”
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The Knight & Day sequel runs into trouble as Tom refuses to swing the Cameron Diaz stunt double onto the handle bars
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Gerald found that having his little sister ride pillion was an effective deterrent to tail-gaters.
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I really love you Peggy Sue, size ain't nothing' babe...it's whats inside your heart that counts. Your blue eyes, sweet smile...can't wait to meet your folks and have a ride in your Daddy's Learjet 60XR :D
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"Dave take me for a ride on you're pocket rocket and send me into orbit" "Bertha not much chance of that love".
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Pull ear to inflate Air-Bag!
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Jimmy loved to weave in and out of traffic at high speed, he hardly noticed the fat lady until she started singing.
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There was a reason motorcycle taxis didn't work outside Asia
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It suddenly dawned on Dave that even just touching the brakes could have fatal consequences!
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After many recent cock ups, this was dyslectic Dave's last chance to get it right. Now all he had to do was get a big fat exhaust fitted and pick up his boss a slim lass from the Soi!
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